The Shortest

A trip to Hawai'i P.7

[Hawaiian Reggae]

Oswald: *At the wheel, stuck in traffic* looks like we'll be stuck here for a while

Gaz: *Groans* Again? This is the 3rd time today we've been stuck in bloody traffic

Oswald: Get used to it. Hawai'i is full of it

Soap: Turn on the radio, Bonnie. I need something to keep my brain stimulated or it'll die in boredom

Oswald: Alright, alright *Turns radio to 98.5*

*Station starts playing "Ehu Girl" by Kolohei Kai*

Oswald: Oh! This is a good one

Soap: Well this is definitely different from ye typical widespread songs

Oswald: *Gasps* You've never listened to Reggae???

Gaz: *Shakes head in disappointment* You're definitely missing out Soap. I don't listen to much Reggae, but it's still a good refresher from the usual day to day genres

Oswald: tsk tsk...Guess I'll just have to play more Hawaiian Reggae around you, Soap

Btw, here's some good Hawaiian Reggae recommendations bc why not?

• Ehu Girl- Kolohei Kai

• Cool down- Kolohei Kai

• This is the life- Kolohei Kai

• Heartstrings- Kolohei Kai

• Round and Around- Kolohei Kai

• Wade in your Water- Common Kings

• Lost in Paradise- Common Kings

• Take Her- Common Kings

• Mary Wanna- Common Kings

• No Other Love- Common Kings

• Waiting on the Rain- J Boog

• Police and Theives- J Boog

• Lets do it again- J Boog

• Every Little Thing- J Boog

• Higher than the Clouds- Anuhea

• Make me Say- Kimié

• More than a Fire- O-Shen

Was watching Batman Returns the other day with a friend, and she said my user fr reminded her of Penguin(Bc he's named Oswald as well)and I just wanted to say...

My user was not based off of this Dweebus

It was based off of this dorkus 🥲

Mary plz ✋️😭

I am not no sewer toe-tickling horny penguin goblin 🥲

CoD incorrect quotes

[TF141 x F-0-Z]

Mana: I was arrested at 17 for being too cool

Dice: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence

Gaz: *Texting Laswell* I don't think I wanna play Pictionary with them anymore

Laswell: Why?

Gaz: Ghost keeps drawing himself murdering Graves, Soap takes forever to "perfect" his drawings, and Price can hardly draw a circle

Gaz: I want the Uno cards back

Laswell: You should've thought about that before you all started a brawl during your last Uno game

Gaz: You're smiling, whats got you in high spirits?

Oswald: I can't smile just because I want to?

Price: Soap tripped and fell again during physicals

Smokes: Dogs are sacred creatures made by God to protect their owners. Their purity and love in unmatched. They're such good boys

Soap: *Screaming in the background as Foz attacks him*

Favoritism

Price: *Walking into his office and turning on the light*

Soap and Ghost: *Sitting in the darkness*

Price: Bloody hell-!

Ghost: We have something important to discuss Cap

Price: Is it so important you two had to sit for who knows how long in the complete darkness of my office?

Soap: Aye! We wont take the oppression no more!

Price: What are you talking about?

Ghost: We're talking about your obvious favoritism

Soap: *Nods and adds on* We all know ye favor Kyle, Cap!

Price: This is dumb...is this really what this is about?

Soap: Captain, we've been holding this truth for a long time, but we cannae take it no longer

Ghost: Gaz could get away with murder and you wouldn't even bat an eye

Price: *Scoffs* Not true

Gaz: *Walking by* Hey Cap, me and some of the recruits were out at the range, but we accidently forgot to lock up the privates pet hamster and...yeh...

Price: *Sighs* It's alright Kyle. I'll take care of it...

Gaz: Thanks Cap *Walks away*

Ghost and Soap:

Price:

Price: Get out-

Love Idia, love Ortho, but I remember how whenever I'd talk/think about them I'd always wonder what'll happen if I dumped a bucket of water on them. Like it was so random, but the urge was too much. Would they just go bald? I didn't know. I mean Hades went bald after Pegasus blew out his hair so I assumed the same for the Shroud brothers ┐(´∀｀)┌

Learning Pidgin Part.1

TF141 x Oswald(Hawaiian Oc)

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Oswald teaches Gaz how to speak pidgin

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Gaz: Why do you say "Da kine," "Can" and "No can" a lot? No offense, but it's really confusing.

Oswald: It relays information easier. Plus, it just makes sense.

Gaz: So if I were to say "Soap, I can't go shopping with you today because im busy training with Ghost. I'll go with you next time." How would that translate?

Oswald translating it out: "Ho, sorry cuz, I no can go da kine w'chu, I wit da kine. Bumbai I can. Shoots?"

Gaz:

Oswald: Good. Ima head out now. I no can stay talk story right now, I gotta meet da kine. Can talk later. Shoots braddah 🤙🏽

Gaz: Where's Soap?

Ghost: Right barracks

*Loud popping noises followed by firealarms emanates from the Left barracks*

Ghost: ...Left barracks

Gaz: Yeh, I guessed

I drew Soap as a face study but idkw I made him look so disappointed-

Pidgin Bible

Soap: I hear ye a Christian

Oswald: Yep, I even have myself a portable bible

Soap: Oh? Well lets hear it lass

Oswald: Ahem. *pulls out pidgin bible*

Oswald: Da time wen eryting wen start, God make da sky an da world. Da world come so no mo notting inside, no mo shape notting. On top da wild ocean dat cova eryting, neva had light notting. Ony had God Spirit dea, moving aroun ova da watta.

Soap: I THOUGHT YE SAID YE HAD A BIBLE!

Oswald: THIS IS A BIBLE!

Han we get a first meet with Oswald and the 141! :)

Sure thing!

Since I wanted to make a series on this anyways, I'll just put down their original thoughts on Oswald and release an actual story about it later.

Price:

• Price knew Oswald the longest. They first met during the Urzikstan Prison Raid. During that time, Oswald served as a Sargeant under Captain Oscar "Two-Bit" Watts in the Delta-Force.

• Though their meeting was short, they served together again in a joint opperation assist a year later during a Cartel raid.

• Price was impressed with Oswalds Stealth and ability to clear buildings swiftly and precisely.

Gaz:

• He thought of Oswald as another soldier at first. He was shocked about how Price knew Oswald and was so fond of her. Though, that didn't affect him much.

• After hearing about Shadow Company's betrayal, Gaz was suspicious of Oswald, keeping an eye out for any hint of possible hostility.

• After the events of Las Almas, Gaz did apologize to Oswald and they formed a nice friendship while on their way home.

Soap:

• Was confused and curious about Oswald at first.

• Secretly would ask Laswell about Oswald since he didn't really understand her purpose in assisting them. Also wanted to know about the Force she was captain of, but Laswell shut him down on the topic.

• After Shadow Company's betrayal, he assumed Oswald was in on it, till Ghost told him otherwise.

• On their way back from Las Almas, due to how comfortable he became around Oswald, he asked Oswald about the specifics of her job, which he did recieve some answers but was respectful to the classified questions.

Ghost:

• Surprisingly enough, Ghost also knew Oswald previous to Las Almas.

• Met Oswald while she was a Lieutenant. The F-0-Z served as assist to the SAS.

• Wasnt personally assigned with her, but ran into her enough times to understand the gist of her skills.

• Impressed with her stealth and sniping skills.

• They liked to exchange jokes from time to time.

Other mentions:

Farah:

• Met Oswald during the Urzikstan Prison Raid. Was thankful for the fact that Oswald went on the front lines in assisting their liberation.

• Oswald did assist her from time to time in Urzikstan, creating a strong companionship between them.

• During the death of Oswald captain, Oscar "Two-Bit" Watts, Farah did help Oswald however she could with the fundamentals of being a captain.

Alejandro:

• Knew Oswald from previous Cartel missions.

• Alejandro found Oswald as a capable and strong captain and was quick to form pleasantries with her, which resulted in a quick friendship and trust between her and Los Vaqueros.

• Did seperate her from Shadow Company, which she was thankful for.

• Often would talk about Hawai'i and Mexico, which they were shock about how close their cultures were.

Rudy:

• He was thankful for the amount of assistance Oswald provided in Las Almas. Due to her previous assistance in Cartel raid missions, he respected her a lot.

• Did believe she betrayed them with Shadow Company, but after she explained herself, he quickly apologized and moved on.

• Still thinks of her fondly and respectfully.