Made For An Art Dump On Scratch.mit.edu

I already didn't trust the cat. Too yellow for it's own good /j

After the climate collapse, you survive in a bunker with 10 strangers. One day, you find an old note under a box of food:

"Don't trust the cat."

The problem is, the only living being that entered with you... is your cat.

It's green, like an apple 🍏 not orange like an orange 🍊

I made orange Julius!! It's very good!

No. You aren't either of those.

call me hot not pretty

Guys, does anyone know what to do if your Pencil-Creature signs a contract without reading it?

My Pencil-Creature is legally forced to wear this ridiculous mascot costume now. I told it it should always read the contract, but it didn't listen.

If you didn't give a fuck you wouldn't be all caps or even have replied.

somebody please have discourse at me im fucking borrreedddddd

Steve

Oh, a ask disappeared from my inbox after not answering it for a long time. Didn't know that could happen (it was an art request and I had no motivation at the time)

Silly Game Time: WEIRD GLADIATOR FIGHTS! The mythic archer Robin Hood ... except he only has a standard broadsword. No bow and no arrows (and no armor, either).

VS

The legendary knight Lancelot ... except he only has a morningstar mace. No lance and no shield (and no horse or armor, either).

You have $5 to wager on the winner (no split wagers). Place your bets!

5$ on the Morning Star. It has more weight, and will bend the broadsword making it useless. ( Plus SPIKES )