Oh My Golly Gosh Goodness, THE Corviddetector Plays DND.

Drawing takes so long. And then there's no motivation and then you don't want to draw but you've already started it so you have to finish and I don't want to struggle through drawing because it's one of my favorite hobbies but I have too

It's green, like an apple 🍏 not orange like an orange 🍊

I made orange Julius!! It's very good!

Nixon! We've been over this, time is False. It isn't even a construct, just false.

weekly injections are so transphobic honestly

how am i supposed to keep track of that when Time is a Construct YOU FUCK!

Y'all I was at a two day scout camp & I was sawing a piece of wood with a bowsaw and the thing BROKE. The bow separated from the saw.

You do realize I'm the same person that made you cry several times before. ( Also refused my advice)

WHY MUST THE TERRORS ALWAYS RETURN???

Okay then. Where's my fruit punch?

i am the punchline

"For the tenth fucking time, you can't take the fruit cups! There mine! YOU can't even eat!"

Ghost: *takes another fruit cup*

Me: *calling Ghostbusters*

The Haunted Apartment

You and your new roommate quickly realize the apartment is haunted. Instead of being scared, you both start leaving out snacks for the ghost, playing Ouija board games with it, and treating it like an extra, rent-free tenant. But then it starts getting too comfortable…

No. *Hands you pain reliever medicine* AND DON'T MIX IT WITH ANYTHING ELSE

do these pains in my chest mean im goma die?

Oh, whoops. I forgot my username here is different from my other places. I'm usually lego_pillow.

Hey look! It's me minus Legos + blankets!

who are you 💔 /pos