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Other options include:

"kick rocks with sandals"

If some rando tells you to shut up for no reason, here’s what you do

Rando: shut up

🎶AND DANCE WITH ME🎶

Feel free to mention any exceptions

Just throw the clown special (an arrow you stole from someone at the circus ) at them. ( It's scary, okay? )

Woah mama I'm hiding because I pissed off the sword swallower

Some of my art with Backgrounds (It's suprising how rare it is)

Created Tumblr holiday Ides of march

WHAT HAVE THE ROMANS EVER DONE FOR US???

Me: I swear if touching this summoning circle summons mini Statler and Waldorf

Summoning circle: summons Statler and Waldorf

- could also work with Whisper -

In the basement

You move into a new apartment and find a summoning circle in the basement. Instead of leaving like a sane person, you touch it. Now a sarcastic ancient being won’t stop following you around, offering backhanded compliments and unsolicited life advice.

I'm pretty sure that 049 is the plague doctor number not 87

□|87

I did. This pic is from the other day. He's better now. :>

Accidentally used one of my pets for homework all night. This should be kept to a minimum. It's super tired now.

Silly Game Time: WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! Why are you being cancelled?

I'm being cancelled because I badmouthed Disney for blaming another film's unsuccessfulness on the gays

They go HONK.