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that was so homoerotic for a second there i forgot this was marvel disney and frank and matt weren’t gonna fuck nasty at the end of it

Tim posted ^

Oh! Oh, “this man belongs to you” does he? “You too can love?” Hm?

I know what you are

Now I'm not saying that JD Vance killed the Pope, per se. I just think his actions raise some questions, like for example: Did JD Vance kill the Pope?

Ship so good we actually kinda have "you start to see colors after you meet your soulmate" trope as a canon moment

the holy trinity: vampirism, lesbianism & homoeroticism

Except you don't need to stick your faces together/use tongue for a kiss to be "good".

These are two middle-aged men who probably haven't had any experience kissing someone they love, so they're obviously gonna be a bit out of practice.

I know that it was passionate and sweet, and they deserve that.

first his family, then the sandwich, and now the coffee

poor guy can’t have anything

Nosferatu has something for everyone. Eye candy for the girlies who just like to watch sexy people. Great costume and set design for the historical girlies. If you're a monsterfucker this is for you. Angst lovers your time is now. If you simply enjoy Robert Eggers then prepare for this to be your favorite work from him. If you like your horror gross and disturbing and perverted then this is for you. Tragic romance girlies come get your juice. Gothic and dark romance girlies come get your juice.

watching a video of a guy make a miniature model of a hydroelectric dam outside and like. just imagine that youre an ant living nearby like youve been helping in the colony for a few days so you decide to go to the pheromone trails to get some food but the path is now blocked by the fucking hoover dam