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I fucking love these “clank clank clank YOUCHH” posts lmfaoooo

*CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK*

[windows error sound]

YEOWCH!!!!

Catfish :3

i accidentally clicked onto and off of the "explore" page very quickly, and in the second or so that the explore page was onscreen i saw a beautiful photoshopped image that may infact be nothing like how i saw it due to the speed at which it appeared and disappeared.... but still. what i saw was beautiful

it looked like this

Hello I wear glasses haha

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

Feeling stressed, not bright and not on my best, but at least my hair’s a 10/10!

NEVER MIND AO3 IS NO LONGER DOWN THIS IS GOOD THIS IS GREAT HELL YEAAAHHHHH!!!!

Man, this day is going… okayish? I can’t see the new MD episode today because of my time zone, AO3 is STILL down, and it’s not sure if I will get to see my partner tomorrow (maybe mom will say no bc of Easter plans). I mean at least I can watch the new episode tomorrow in an alert and awake state instead of waiting until 11 pm to watch it and be all sleepy and unresponsive when I do watch it (and prolly not being able to sleep after bc of the emotions and thoughts it might bring me, both positively and negatively) so there’s that.

Another hilarious review lmaoooo

Man, this day is going… okayish? I can’t see the new MD episode today because of my time zone, AO3 is STILL down, and it’s not sure if I will get to see my partner tomorrow (maybe mom will say no bc of Easter plans). I mean at least I can watch the new episode tomorrow in an alert and awake state instead of waiting until 11 pm to watch it and be all sleepy and unresponsive when I do watch it (and prolly not being able to sleep after bc of the emotions and thoughts it might bring me, both positively and negatively) so there’s that.

I didn’t add a watermark cuz I forgot but this is MY edit and NO ONE WILL STEAL IT CUZ I WILL STEAK IT BACK-

Anyways noooo I’m totes not obsessed with Pridey haha what are you talking about? *hides my 43 Pridey screenshots*

I might just be brain rotting but this immediately reminded me of these two silly motherfuckers

Dialogue Responses

"Please, come back to me."

"Always."

"I will. I promise."

"Please wait for me."

"Nothing I want more."

"I will fight for it. For us."

"I can't promise you that."

"I'll be back before you know it."

"I don't want to give you false hope."

"Nothing could keep me away from you."

"I can't wait to hold you in my arms again."

All the Dialogue Responses can be found here.

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THIS is exactly why I like Murder Drones smut without genitals involved. I mean I like them with too but without genitals is kinda more fun cuz LET THAT CREATIVITY FLOW PEOPLE!!!

I love robots with no genitalia

It makes you get creative about the robot’s pleasure.

Although I love it when a robots wires are sensitive, what if your robot lover doesn’t want their wires touched? 

Maybe your robot lover experiences pleasure in a way you can’t understand, and that’s okay.

Maybe you’re gonna have to stroke or finger places you least expect, but if you care about your robot lovers pleasure, you’ll try it out.

You might enjoy it as well.

Maybe your robot lover doesn’t understand intimacy like you do, maybe they experience it differently. And that’s okay.