What The Hell Why Is This Fandom So Allergic To Happiness? Spill The Tea. Now. Gimme That Angst.

How was your day, bud? ALSO I FOUND YOUR ACCOUNT!! >:]

HEYOOOO! Also I’m doing great! Thanks!

Shit’s all nice and funky until Bill Cipher suddenly shows up on your feed

You, a normal human, try out a dating app you've never heard of and soon find out it's a dating app for supernatural entities. Every date you go on, your date is always surprised you're not repulsed by their non-human features. But your latest date just can't believe you're not joking…

NEVER MIND AO3 IS NO LONGER DOWN THIS IS GOOD THIS IS GREAT HELL YEAAAHHHHH!!!!

Man, this day is going… okayish? I can’t see the new MD episode today because of my time zone, AO3 is STILL down, and it’s not sure if I will get to see my partner tomorrow (maybe mom will say no bc of Easter plans). I mean at least I can watch the new episode tomorrow in an alert and awake state instead of waiting until 11 pm to watch it and be all sleepy and unresponsive when I do watch it (and prolly not being able to sleep after bc of the emotions and thoughts it might bring me, both positively and negatively) so there’s that.

Top Hat Vietnam flashbacks

as a very wise sensei named Wu once said: “The best way to defeat an enemy is to make them your friend”. Or well lover in this case

"I thank you, hero, for saving our kingdom from the demon queen. However, may I ask how you defeated her?" "Oh, I married her."

Reblogging these in case I want to find them again

everyone's making really really good ones, so enjoy the absolute most low quality cursed textposts i could possibly make.

variety, baby.

Hey, Cat!!! It's me, Lex!! IILightbrush2018 from Wattpad, remember? Well, my WP actually got deleted somehow..buut I found ur Tumblr! Just stopped by to say hi and that I miss you so much. Oh, and do you have Twitter, Discord or AO3? Because I have Twitter and Discord and I'm currently waiting for my invite to AO3 to be accepted ^-^

OMGA! I MISSED YOU SO MUCHHH! AAAAAAAA! No I don’t have any of these things, but we can always chat here on Tumblr if you want. How have you been man? Also I’ve heard it from your Wattpad, I’m so sorry to hear it too :(

istg something inside me said that you prolly forgot about me. Also, when I read Lights and read that part about Lightbulb seeing everyone have so much fun at the hotel, that kinda hit me and reminded me of this yk. Ok maaaannnnn I’m writing a whole-ass paragraph. I’m posting it now lol. Bye :3 and c’ya!

As a lactose intolerant who also hates having to watch my diet but doesn’t actually start their pants when they eat dairy products I wholeheartedly agree with Broomer. 

Part 2 of my object show memes (also very old)

Do you also hate having to draw eyes in your art? Do you also hate it when you try to draw the other eye and it looks wonky?

Well here are some tips to avoid drawing the other eye or eyes in general:

-Eyepatch (or two eyepatches if you don’t wanna draw any eyes at all) -Cover with hair -Sunglasses -Leave the whole face blank -Decapitate the character and draw no head at all (this will save you from drawing any annoying features, including hair and eyes!!!) -Burn the entire house down