Working On Something (probably Never Gonna Finish This)

Why did I only find out today that the “I think we need to kill this guy meme” was a fucking Steven Universe vs Hitler comic?????

I was just caught so off guard by this

Short stupid idea

Imagine you're in a bar next to docks and Stan flirt with you so he says he bring you home for a one night stand or I dun o something short, of course anyone would accept. And like you realise he lives ON A BOAT and you're like OH MY GOD A BOAT I'VE NEVER BEEN A BOAT BEFORE so he just spend the night showing you the boat and there's no sex no pressure nothing just pure fluff

You will make me art of Grunkle Stan dressed as Hatsune Miku.

If one day I win a bet with Ford and he have to do everything I say, I think I'd force him to sing "what a beautiful world this could be" and film him. So I can blackmail him

I mean just imagine Ford trying to not puke his ego while singing "don't know much about a science book, don't know much about biology, don't know much about algebra"

Boy would be convulsing

Moi trop penser ? Nan il est juste 1h40 je suis dans mon lit et je me demande si on écrit rapatriement, repatriement ou ripatriement.

New OC

It's ZibZib, i'm probably gonna use them for different fandoms. And also i started creating their universe

more info under the cut yay

Name : ZibZib Nickname : Zib Age : 8 years old (same as human age, their species simply get nature faster) Size : 4'5" (134cm) Gender : There isnt genders on their planet Attraction : Nobody (Plus they dont have a sex) Attitude : non-chalant, with a thirst for knowledge of their surroundings

Their world is a huge garden, with nature and trees, but not exactly ones like on Earth, they're kinda alive. The nature is being obliged to be good and give ressources, even if they're alive, they're slaves. Even if the rest of the world is perfect, thanks to the nature being maintained flawless. ZibZib went to Earth to ask for help since they're the resistance the resistance and wanna save nature from exploitation. Unfortunately, they can understand humans but cant be understood by humans. He learn from Earth that their life would be shit if nature failed, so they begin to hesitate on saving their planet's nature or not.

GOVERNMENT HYPER MEGA SECRET (GHMS) found ZibZIb when he crashed on Earth. They took him in their base where they locked him in a sterile room. They just stayed nonchalantly in their cell, not finding a way out. Some scientists there decided to help him out (some for having a alien friend, some for selfish reasons to make discoveries about them frst before the government and keep the money). They kept ZibZib in a cabin in the middle of the woods to keep them hidden, even if they often change hq so they can shift between woods and city. So he lived with those scientists.

Lil Stan x reader I just thought about

You were sitting on an old swing on the beach of your town. The summer was hot and lazy, the perfect relaxing. Even if as enjoyable as it was, you were starting to get bored from doing nothing.

In the corner of your vision, you saw a boy running around, from the sea to the middle of the beach again and again.

You turned your head to see more clearly to see he was picking a bunch of sand randomly and running to the sea to wet it and make a ball, to come back on the middle of the beach and threw it to the sky. You looked up to see where it would land, and it passed right next to a seagull before falling somewhere.

You tried to under the point in what the boy was doing. It was stupid, but he seemed to be having fun.

You had nothing to do at all and it was the only thing around. You got up from the creaky swing and walked up to him. When he came back to the same spot he always did, you spoke up "you know that what you're doing is pointless, right?"

The boy looked up in confusion that someone was talking to him in the first place. He lowered his arm where he was holding the wet ball of sand "this isn't pointless"

You looked at him skeptically at how matter-of-factly he responded. But you just shrugged up. "How so?"

The boy raised his arm and sticked out his tongue in concentration. He threw the hand-made projectile that hit right agaisnt the seagull that fell onto the sand "see? My aim is getting better!"

You looked at him in exasperation, but a chuckle between amusement and mockery came out from you. You hesitated between joining him or not, but then again, you had nothing to do at all. "I don't need training to be good at aiming"

He looked at you with a challenging gaze, but before he could say anything, you grabbed a handful of sand and ran to the sea to wet it. You pressed it between your hands to make a perfect ball before rushing back to him. You didn't wait long for a seagull to come and you threw it at it, only to mids miserably

He laughed at you, his ego growing from the unofficial victory. "You call that a good aim? You aren't even strong enough to reach a seagull's height!"

You narrowed your eyes in frustration and grabbed a handful of sand again and ran to the sea. He followed you this time, taking some sand with him. You both came back from the sea to get on the same spot where your footsteps on the sand stopped. You both threw your sandy balls at the same time, ending making them collapse together as the unbothered seagull flew away

You continued to play with him for hours until the sun was settling. At least now you were dum-dums together. And he wasn't judged from afar by a grumpy you, even if the strangers passing by did this job very well

New gf oc

What am I even supposed to say

^tagged by @soctherapy but the post was getting too long

this isnt a win for me.......

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Just imagine you're dating Stan like before all the portal shit and he never told anything to you. You have sex with him like just normal and you just moan Stanford. Like imagine how you're like living your best life in bed while he is suddently having a intern mental breakdown???