YOU — I Don't Have Enough Money To Pay Every Woman What She Deserves... I Can, However, Steal From

Commission for the hot and inspiring fic "What it Means to Love a Boiadeiro" 👀💦 (https://archiveofourown.org/works/53592325/chapters/135834988) for @earlofbats

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unstoppable can opener meets immovable can

talents: reblogging gay shit and endlessly yearning

What if Kim but with tattoos

Please every time I see someone comment *even on IRL people* that they look like they give great hugs I WANT TO LUNGE AT THEM and tell them to sincerely FUCK OFF if they can't think of a single proper compliment that's not based on the person's fucking weight bffr

It fuels me with so much rage to see them be all proud of themselves too for giving niceguy™ energy

op turned off reblogs due to getting harassed over this post but i agree with this too hard .m y post now

I wish harry could witness these for himself

Kim Kitsuragi shitpost voicelines!

Please see end of post if you want to use these!

Submitted by you, voted for by you, I'd like to present the voicelines you were just dying to hear being said by Kim - dutifully performed by the brilliant Jullian Champenois.

In 10th place,

How did we get here? We walked, believe it or not. You were not entirely lucid.

In 9th place,

I want to have fuck with you.

In 8th place, Normal people, when they go down a slide - they're fine.

Submission idea attributed to this post.

In 7th place, No, detective, I do not just want to go apeshit.

Submitted by bowyooo. In 6th place, Apartment complex? I find it quite simple.

Submitted by elelei. In 5th place, Officer, what the fuck was that?

In 4th place, Trans rights are human rights, detective. Obviously.

In 3rd place, Do I like men? Man is a hopeless creature. I don't like much of anyone. ...Oh, if you meant sexually, then, yes.

In 2nd place,

Detective, Instead of worrying about appearing 'submissive and breedable', please make sure your paperwork is submitted and readable.

Submitted by scrollingdown. And finally, in 1st place, the voice line you all wanted to hear so so badly is...

I'm da king of da highway.

Usage

You are welcome and encouraged to use these for memes, shitposts, and other foolish fan content on social media. When you do, please include credit to Jullian Champenois. You can also include a link to his website, tag him on Instagram/Twitter (@julliannailluj), or mention his Youtube channel according to the content you make. Commercial content of any kind - ads, promoted videos, etc - is explicitly forbidden by these usage terms. Anything of this sort will require specific permission by Jullian. Please don't fuck around we love him. That's it! Thank you everyone for participating, reading, and enjoying this silly little project.

when a character has a shirtless scene and they have washboard abs and no sign of any belly fat not even a little bit

another wip. today i'm going to do this one, or the wip i showed last time... we'll see 🪩

anddd some coloring process! the song is plastic mode - mi amor