Well. Just Found Out I Cannot Ditch Town And Go Live In A Cottage Somewhere In The Midst Of Scotland

i have 3 capri suns! my life is so fun and sexy

things that can help ease anxiety:

- a hot soothing drink like chamomile tea - warm yellow lighting, like a little lamp - sweet scents or candles - reading a paper book - organising things - holding a cushion or pillow - a big bowl of soup - listening to songs that are calming - light exercise or a walk in a quiet street - fresh warm laundry and a tidy room - remembering things you’re thankful for - soft and comfortable clothes

Quick question: How the fuck did Deet make those noises when pretending to be a monster?

Second question: Can all gelfling go full cryptid like that, or is Deet just special?

dream cottage🦆

 a little house nestled in the woods

a cold, quick stream running through the backyard 

a backyard garden full of wildflowers

a herb garden 

a fruit and vegetable garden-tomatoes, peas, peppers, blackberries, raspberries

peach and pear trees

a small pond that is home to a duck family

a chicken coop and room for them to roam

a rabbit hutch and a play area for them

a dock out back overlooking the water

a small boat

a white, wooden kitchen with big windows opening up onto the yard, herbs drying

a living room with whitewashed walls, whitewashed floors, a wood stove,

a pantry full of homemade jams, jellies, preserved fruit and other things

hundreds of books, and many soft couches and chairs

fireplaces in every room

a bedroom full of light, nature from every window angle, simple wooden furniture and flowers everywhere

bookshelves that push in to reveal a secret room

Stop telling yourself that the grass is greener on the other side, because it’s not. It is greener where you water it. So take control of your life and start watering your own pastures and grow your own greener grasses.

Hangin with my Gnomies!