Chat, I Wrote This In A Drunken Stupor (and By Drunken Stupor I Mean At Midnight Running On 2 Hours Of

Chat, I wrote this in a drunken stupor (and by drunken stupor I mean at midnight running on 2 hours of sleep)

Hell is Forver (Descendants Rewrite)

[Ben]

I know the Isle’s population is less than ideal

They’re raised up for violence, to lie and to steal

But if we extend a hand and we make them a deal

To live in Auradon

I can see I’m losin’ ya, hold on!

I’ve heard of their stories, the lost and misplaced

Their ancestor’s teachings are hard to erase

But if we teach them remorse and we give them a place

Before their too far gone

It’ll be a happy day in-

[Chad]

Let me stop you right there, you can’t be this naive

So what you’re suggesting is letting them leave

From the Isle, it’s all smiles, till they turn on us all

They’ll come and act all nice until our bodies are sprawled

Cus’ Karma’s forever whether you like it or not

Had their chance to behave better now they boil in the pot

They’re punished for their treason, they’re in there for a reason

They live their horrid lives because it’s what they deserve

[Ben]

Come on, Chad-

[Chad]

Just try to chillax, Ben, stop wasting your time

Did you forget what they did, the extent of their crimes?

Are they winners, are they sinners cus’ it’s cut and dry

Fair is fair, an eye for an eye, yeah!

There’s no room to debate

There’s no questioning fate

Compared to us, who have spawned from heroes

Those little VK’s are simply zeroes!

*air guitar sounds* Guitar solo, oh yeah! *more air guitar sounds*

[Ben]

Uggghhh

[Chad]

Karma’s forever whether you like it or not

Had their chance to behave better now they boil in the pot

They’re punished for their treason, they’re in there for a reason

They live their horrid lives because it’s what they deserve

Buddy, Karma’s forever, it’ll never fade away

So don’t protect them from the debts that they were destined to pay!

The only destination, if you keep this inclination, if you make this determination

You’ll cast our homes to ruination!

[Ben]

What?

[Chad]

In the end, you’re the king, so do what you wanna do

But if we all end dead, then Ben, it’s all on you