I Think I’m Gonna Do Another Hazbin-Descendants Rewrite.

Miraculous: Paon Royale AU

I love thinking of Miraculous AUs, but I'm also indecisive. I don't really think I'm good at making these things and soon after I post'em they look bad to me. Even if my writing is good, I look back at it and cringe. But, I think I like this one. This is the Paon Royale AU.

 Major Change: The major alteration of this AU is that Hawkmoth doesn't have the Peacock or the Butterfly Miraculous. Instead, the Butterfly Miraculous was recovered by Fu and the Peacock Miraculous is being used by a mysterious evil miraculous holder. The identity of this holder will be kept secret for now, but the holder is related to the Agreste Family (but it isn't Gabriel or Felix).  Another major change is that Nathaniel is Marinette's childhood best friend, so Alya won't be Marinette's best friend here. A good friend, but not her best friend.

 Minor Changes:

➤ There will be a lot of Kwami Swaps. I thought about how other characters would look and act with different Miraculouses and abilities. A lot of information won't be given right now, but I'll get the obvious one out of the way. Nathaniel gets the Miraculous of the Fox. Alya won't get a Miraculous until Season 3 in this AU.

➤ The powers, weapons, and appearances of the Miraculouses will all be changed. I've had a lot of ideas for redesigned Miraculouses and they're pretty cool in my opinion. For example, Ladybug has two yoyos that look like actual yoyos instead of one yoyo that looks like a disc. Chat Noir has a staff with a wooden texture and two golden panther head shaped pommels.

➤ Marinette and Nathaniel will be a lot more confident because of being a lot closer than in the canon. Marinette won't be afraid to step up to Chloe and Nathaniel regularly tells off Sabrina.

➤ Sentimonsters will be much more humanoid. For example, Soundtrack (replacing Bubbler) will be a humanoid technological-being with a bubble wand where it's hand would be and a sound cannon where it's other hand would be. The Wild Diamond (replacing Animan) will simply be a diamond that controls all animals. Powerline (replacing Lady Wifi) will be a mass of sentient electric wires that manipulates technological objects.

➤ Chat Noir plays a bigger role in this AU. Because most if not all of the fanbase notices that in the canon, Chat is treated like a sidekick, not a partner.

➤ Gabriel does not need a Miraculous to be evil. Yeah, we're making him horrible. He's homophobic, mentally and emotionally abusive, blackmails a lot of people, and even hits Adrien when he steps too out of line. When Plagg sees this, he wants to Cataclysm Gabe on the spot, but he's got Adrien under his spell. Adrien blames himself and tells Plagg that it's his fault.

➤ Adrien blames himself for a lot of things in this AU because Gabriel convinced him that a lot of things are his fault. Plagg tries to tell the kid that some things aren't his fault, but he doesn't listen.

➤ Adrien is a closet bisexual and has a huge crush on Jean Duparc. He doesn't think what he has is a crush and is close friends with Jean. Plagg can tell though and hints at it, but Adrien is dense in this AU. Not as dense as in canon, but still dense.

➤ Marinette doesn't have a crush on Adrien in this AU because he apologized and cleared things up. She sees him as a close friend, and instead, she doesn't have a love interest until Luka. I ship Lukanette with all my heart.

➤ Since Ladybug and Chat Noir are going to have all these other powers, I realized that the Lucky Charm and Cataclysm will be kind of overshadowed. So, I thought of making them powerful and still a one time use. Ladybug can create whatever she wants with the Lucky Charm, and Chat Noir can create a sphere of destruction and aim his Cataclysm.

➤ I also had an idea of the Ladybug and Black Chat Miraculouses being able to create and destroy memories, but it's a risky power and they would need to be careful with it.

I forgot to mention this but I want yall to know I got something NASHTY planned for the Binary Bros in Season 3

Hypothetical Cobra Kai Musical Songs (Season 2)

WE BACK IN THIS HOE

Yall know what it is. What if Cobra Kai was or had a Musical? Well, this is what I think a couple of the songs in Season 2 would be like.

I was a little confused on what the first song should be but then it came to me. It starts as basically a celebration song between Miguel, Aisha, Hawk, and the rest of the cobras about how they won, they’re badass and all that. It’s trumpet heavy, with some guitars and drums. And then halfway through the song, Johnny cuts in and changes the whole vibe, talking about how they won unfairly, and admonishing them for their dishonorable tactics and cheap moves. His lines would be cold, strict and the music behind it would be mostly drums and perhaps a few trumpets, etc etc. Not quite sure of a name for it, ngl.

I try to think of at least one song for each episode in a season, but I’m drawing a blank on Episode 2. Hmmm. I guess a reprise of Pain is Power while the students are training in the cement mixer, sung by Johnny and Kreese.

Then, another Johnny song, wow, I’m really giving this man a lot of screentime, ion even like this guy. Anyway, it’s him explaining all of the Keene-Lawrence lore to Miguel, telling him about how he was never there for Robby because he could never build up the courage, and by the time he did, it was far too late. It would be uncharacteristically sullen, with a background track composed of violins, flutes, piano, etc. I think the song should be called Fall Again, and in the feel of the lyrics, I think it would be a lot like Die Together by Fabvl, primarily the chorus.

Episode 4 doesn’t get a song because I can’t think of one rip.

Next, maybe a short sonata during the Eli flashback at the start of the episode about how much of a fucking loser everyone thinks he is, ending with Hawk saying the last words in the present day. It’d be about a minute long, wouldn’t take up too much time. No idea what to call it, ngl.

Next, a dramatic ass song from Daniel about him admonishing Johnny for the vandalism of Miyagi Do, starting with pure accusations towards him and his dojo, and then him lecturing the students about the true nature of Cobra Kai, which results in half of the leaving as in canon, It would be exactly like Mastermind from the newest episode of Helluva Boss, well, not ‘exactly’, but like, the same genre and feel. I’d call it Too Far. 

I REALLY want to put a Kreese solo here in Episode 6, but I feel like that should wait until Season 3 since that’s the season where he’s the sole and biggest antagonist. So instead, I’m going to have a song with Johnny’s three friends on their road trip. After Johnny brings up how he brought the dojo back and allowed Kreese to put his grubby little hands on it, each of the friends launches into a musical number about how their lives went downhill after Cobra Kai and all the bullshit it put in their brains. Tommy’s section at the end would be especially passionate, all of this would really put some doubt in Johnny’s mind. No clue what I’d call it lmao, I’m sorry-

Next up, a song between Miguel and Hawk. It’s a song-rap battle type deal, think Fight of Our Lives from Descendants Rise of Red except significantly less cringe. So basically It’s Goin’ Down. It’s starts when Hawk reveals that he did all the vandalism and stole the medal, and it’s an argument that conveys that Miguel leans to Johnny and Hawk leans to Kreese. Hawk calls himself a revolutionary while Miguel calls him a criminal. …yeah I don’t have a name for this one either, I’m SORRY-

And then, a Robby and Sam love duet. Now, I do feel bad about giving Robby and Sam a duet like this and not Tory and Miguel (which is honestly just because I have no idea where to put it), but I think it works because imo Robby and Sam’s relationship was way more genuine and interesting than Tory and Miguel’s. I think Tory and Miguel got together just because the other was there. Anyway, this would be a short bop, in the same vein as Meant to Combine from Zombies the PEAKanimated series. I’d probably call it Sugar and Spice, because they go together like, well, Sugar and Spice. Also to show how Sam’s from a good place and a sweetheart (Sugar), and how Robby’s rough around the edges because he’s from a bad life (Spice).

Then a short Daniel and Amanda duet, mostly of their reconciliation, I’d take inspiration from ‘Wouldn’t Change A Thing’ from Camp Rock 2 (I think it was 2, I’m not sure). It’s mainly about Amanda talking about how the company’s going under because of Daniel’s obsession and Daniel opening up about the trauma and pain he faced at the hands of Cobra Kai and how he wants to stop them before they hurt other kids. But in the end, they resolve to come to a compromise. Calling it Priorities, because, well, that’s what it’s mostly about. 

For the next song, I’m thinking maybe a Johnny Daniel duet? About the stories of their past or something? It could take place when they’re all at the Mexican restaurant and Amanda and Carmen go to the bathroom. Honestly, not sure of this at all, I just wanted a song for the events of Episode 9 (and to prepare for the emotional sniper shot the next song is going to be).

Up next, Robby solo. Taking place after Daniel banishes him for the second time. It’s an emotional, orchestral solo about how Robby has been being abandoned and cast away his entire life, and how he thought he was finally in a place where he was valued, cared for, even loved, but then it all got ripped away from him like all the times before. You know how in all musical, there’s always one singer that’s just unabashedly a better vocalist than everyone else? I imagine that’s what Robby’s actor would be. So this one would just hurt to listen to, but also be heat. Think Waiting in the Wings from Tangled The Series. Actually, it’s EXACTLY like Waiting in the Wings from Tangled the Series. Legit can’t think of a better basis for this song. Maybe some Everything I Ever Thought I Knew from the same series. I’d probably call it Clockwork because of how he feels like everything’s repeating.

And then the finale song, taking place during the school fight. It’s absolute pandemonium with harmonies, clashing lyrics, all kinds of lyrics, each main teen rivalry would get a verse, it would be insane. First starting with Miguel and Robby’s lyrics, basically insulting each other about their places with Sam and Johnny respectively, Miguel takes cheap shots at Robby about how his father gave him up, weaponizing the information he learned in Fall Again, but then Robby claps back about how Miguel basically fucked over his own relationship with Sam. 

And then Hawk and Demetri, it’s a Hawk heavy segment of him hunting Demetri down, talking about how he can’t run forever and how he’s going to get what’s coming to him, mocking Demetri about his philosophy, maybe calling back to Under the Radar and Flip the Script. 

And finally, Sam and Tory, I would have Tory call Sam a Wolf In Sheep’s Clothing and tell her that karma’s come to collect her debt (only peak enjoyers know that reference). Tory heavy segment, very bitter, angry instrumental. And then when Hawk and Tory have Sam and Demetri on the back foot, Sam and Demetri launch into a sort of duet, reiterating Daniel’s teachings as they use their Miyagi-Do techniques to take down their aggressors. 

But then when it comes to Miguel and Robby, it’s way different, because it’s actually pure action until Miguel has Robby on the ground, and then Miguel apologizes. And that’s when Robby gets pissed, attacking Miguel as he wrathfully sings about how it’s dumb that Miguel thinks a sorry is supposed to erase everything. He’s blinded by rage until he accidentally kicks Miguel off of the railing.

And then Miguel gets a slow, soft version of the chorus, sung as he falls down the rail and his thoughts slow down to reflect on every action that got him to this point. It’s sullen until he’s cut off by the sound of his spine breaking on the stair rail. The screen cuts to black. And then Miguel sings the last words as the camera fades to him laying on the ground, blood pooling from his mouth.

“From here~” 

Okay, yeah, I think I cooked with that last one. Anyways, just like last time, feel free to suggest names and other songs you think could fit in. But overall, I hope you all enjoy.

Y’all remember when they aired two of the most important episodes in the entire Miraculous franchise AFTER the season finale?

Kakarot, WHY!?!?

Vegeta: *holds Frieza from the back* It's time for the ultimate karma, Frieza. KIDNEY PUN-

Goku: Kamehameha!

Vegeta: Kakarot, NO!!

Goku: Kakarot, YES!!

Why don’t we just call the Sam and Tory ship the Bonsai Brides

This is peak but it also reminds me of Every Witch Way

I held off surprisingly long but I caved in and made a fairy au

PFFT-

Hawk and Demetri, making up and shit:

Robby, leaning to Sam: Oh my god, I thought they were gonna kiss.

Sam: What? That is an absolutely wild thing to thi-me too.

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i did this instead of writing

HEAR ME OUT

Nino’s name with the Bunny Miraculous:

HIP-HOP

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

Here’s another hot take for y’all: Space Between should’ve been between Mal and Ben.