Okay So I Thought Of An Amazing Song Idea For Season 5 Of My Cobra Kai The Musical Posts But I Have To

“I want to put musical numbers in my fanfiction” I say with glee before beginning to write the fanfiction. Little did I know…I’d have to write them.

Simply Miraculous anecdote: I’m giving the pigeon man lore

I don’t hate Byler in the slightest, what I hate is that 75% of the time Will himself is being talked about, it’s in relation to Byler. Will Byers is more than Byler.

SECURITY BREACH RUIN SPOILERS INCOMING!!!!

Okay so, I have a theory about the normal ending. You know, the one where Cassie gets betrayed by Gregory and gets sent in a falling elevator? That one. The little “Cassie” quote from Roxy leads me to believe that Cassie died and her spirit is going to possess Roxy, just like how Charlotte’s spirit possessed the puppet/Marionette. I might be tripping though.

Oh wow, this is WAY less subtle with subtitles 😭

Say you're homophobic without actually saying you're homophobic

Fuck you lady

BAHAHA

Chat, I wrote this in a drunken stupor (and by drunken stupor I mean at midnight running on 2 hours of sleep)

Hell is Forver (Descendants Rewrite)

[Ben]

I know the Isle’s population is less than ideal

They’re raised up for violence, to lie and to steal

But if we extend a hand and we make them a deal

To live in Auradon

I can see I’m losin’ ya, hold on!

I’ve heard of their stories, the lost and misplaced

Their ancestor’s teachings are hard to erase

But if we teach them remorse and we give them a place

Before their too far gone

It’ll be a happy day in-

[Chad]

Let me stop you right there, you can’t be this naive

So what you’re suggesting is letting them leave

From the Isle, it’s all smiles, till they turn on us all

They’ll come and act all nice until our bodies are sprawled

Cus’ Karma’s forever whether you like it or not

Had their chance to behave better now they boil in the pot

They’re punished for their treason, they’re in there for a reason

They live their horrid lives because it’s what they deserve

[Ben]

Come on, Chad-

[Chad]

Just try to chillax, Ben, stop wasting your time

Did you forget what they did, the extent of their crimes?

Are they winners, are they sinners cus’ it’s cut and dry

Fair is fair, an eye for an eye, yeah!

There’s no room to debate

There’s no questioning fate

Compared to us, who have spawned from heroes

Those little VK’s are simply zeroes!

*air guitar sounds* Guitar solo, oh yeah! *more air guitar sounds*

[Ben]

Uggghhh

[Chad]

Karma’s forever whether you like it or not

Had their chance to behave better now they boil in the pot

They’re punished for their treason, they’re in there for a reason

They live their horrid lives because it’s what they deserve

Buddy, Karma’s forever, it’ll never fade away

So don’t protect them from the debts that they were destined to pay!

The only destination, if you keep this inclination, if you make this determination

You’ll cast our homes to ruination!

[Ben]

What?

[Chad]

In the end, you’re the king, so do what you wanna do

But if we all end dead, then Ben, it’s all on you

SPIT YOUR SHIT🗣️‼️

The thing about Cobra Kai that’s so unfortunate is that it’s not a character focused show.

What I mean is, I think the writers approach things from a place of, ‘I would like X to happen, so we will make the characters get there no matter what.’ Rather than from a place of, ‘What would the characters do if X happened?’

And, yeah, some cool stuff happens in Cobra Kai, but so often at the expense of characterization. And in the process of getting to a certain place they leave no time to really explore these cool characters that they’ve made.

So many of these characters have such deep traumas and insights, but the audience never gets to see anything come of them. It’s all just left in the background.

And, possibly even worse, you end up with these 2 dimensional characters like Zara and Kwon who are just doing bad shit for the sake of doing bad shit (and I’m not even gonna touch on the racism aspect-that’s its own post). I’m not saying every antagonist needs a redemption arc, but the things they’re doing should make sense, especially if you’re going to kill one of them off. Like, if they had done ANYTHING to show that had Kwon had a different mentor things could have been different, that would have hit HARD. But instead the only real sadness is because he was a kid and Kreese brought the knife. It doesn’t hit the way it could have because Kwon was more plot device than character. He should have been a parallel to characters like Hawk and Kenny. Like, this is what they could have been had they not had the support they did to get them out of Cobra Kai. This is what happens when you let hatred lead you. Instead, asshole kid got stabbed 🤷‍♀️

And it’s just so unsatisfying to have all of these characters and never get to see the things they’ve been through get unpacked in a meaningful way.

It’s always episodes worth of conflict that they decide to gloss over in one line to get to the next thing. And it’s so underwhelming. You have these great moments of building only to have the world’s most pathetic climax.

Cobra Kai has great characters with interesting backgrounds if they’d ever follow through with the effects of those things.

Funniest thing is if you gave Sabrina a space potion she probably could move the star to make it arrive at Jupiter again

u go up to a girl who u bullied/helped to bully for years and think she’s rejecting you as a friend when really you just weren’t the person she wanted to see at that exact moment but in general she thinks ur alright and u ask her is there anything i can do to change ur mind about hating me forever and ever…? and she asks you ‘can you realign the stars?’ and you think wow. what a sick metaphor for asking me if i could turn back time and not have played a hand in her childhood trauma. i will say no and leave in tears. but no. marinette’s ACTUALLY asking if sabrina knows how to reschedule a star’s arrival at Jupiter because of its astrological significance and how that could positively affect her romantic relationship with adrien I Love This Show

I like to think Tory lets her guard down around Demetri, not because she trusts him, but because she views him as an absolute non-threat…

So when in training one day he actually manages to beat her by the skin of his teeth, it shakes her up for a little bit.