Just Wait Till You See What They Did To Oliver

Samtory. The ship I accidentally converted myself to.

At first I thought it was just gay for the sake of gay, which, I had no problem with but personally it wasn’t for me.

And then I started thinking about it as a joke, cooking up several comedic situations that revolved around Sam being obsessed with Tory and that obsessing kind of turning into lust.

And then I realized that’s just canon lmao

Jokes aside, it’s genuinely a great ship, boosted by the fact that since they’re no longer trying to kill each other, I actually know what their platonic dynamic is like.

This ship shares a lot of similarities dynamic-wise with Narusasu. Rivals so deep into the rivalry that they start making out.

Anyways, yeah, my thoughts on this ship are super unorganized but here they are. 10/10 ship

The type of energy I’m bringing into 2025

“Ew, Demetri? That’s like the worst Cobra Kai character!” I exclaim. I suddenly fall to the ground, where multiple, laminated pictures of Demetri fall out of my pockets. “W-wait!! These aren’t mine!!” I scream as I frantically scramble to pick them up

YOOO THIS IS SO LIT

Updated version of Boy Who Cried Wolf but there are actual wolves every single time and no one ever believes the boy - they get closer and closer every time he tries to warn them, until it's too late and the whole town screams at the boy for not warning them "enough", and blame him for the wolves at their door.

I think they just genuinely enjoy watching people suffer

I miss when Mr. Martin was a fun, well-meaning, teacher DILF and not an obsessive, evil, abuser DILF

Hey chat, WHAT is this

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

PFFT-

Hawk and Demetri, making up and shit:

Robby, leaning to Sam: Oh my god, I thought they were gonna kiss.

Sam: What? That is an absolutely wild thing to thi-me too.

My brain is all like, “Rewrite Descendants”

And I’m all like, “I’m already rewriting Miraclous Ladybug and I haven’t updated that in two mon-“

And my brain goes, “REWRITE DESCENDANTS”

I’m on the Parralel Universe episode and Leo is pissing me OFF

YOU KNOW YOURE IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THIS AAAAAAGH

Okay but the Hendersons (the alternate universe nepo baby versions of Adam, Bree, and Chase) were fine asf.

Adam looked so good in that turtleneck 😩

DEMETRI MY SHAYLA

"Go to hell” is basic. “I hope your favorite characters start acting with their fanon interpretation in canon” is smart. It’s possible. It’s terrifying.