Looks At That Face. He Don't Give A Fuck.

Anyone ever just go full Gomez Addams on their cat

Might look like a weird goopy mess but it's heaven in the mouth

dere you go

When you wake up in the morning and the light is too bright.

What a guy's night out looks like

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

I think I might be a criminal

Update: The second can was not easier, it was worse

I used a knife this time. Now, it really is a crime scene.

When you're just trying to make dinner, but life hates you for some reason, and you have to pry open a can of Manwhich with your BARE HANDS

Useless can opener. Petition to make all cans pull tabs. I swear it looks like a crime scene.

Danny Phantom: Fair Game is officially up for pre-order! Due out November 4, 2025 from Abrams.

Hardcover || Softcover

Excited to share this cover with y'all! This book will feature several old friends returning for a not-so-great reunion.

Been working very hard on it with the amazing @viivus and so stoked for y'all to read it later this year.

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!