Log 1: It Seems That Even In A Place Like This, There Is An Endless Amount Of Work To Do. You Don’t

If you say so. 

You're here too? Cool! Wanna listen to 100 gecs with me? I bet your taste in music is electric!

HAHAHA, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE SUSIE.... SUSIE..! BUT YES, I TOO WAS ALSO CURSED TO THIS WRETCHED HELL SIGHT. BUT...100 GECS.... 100 Gecs....hmm.. OH YES, I’VE HEARD OF THEM! MY PATIENTS  ALWAYS REACT NEGITVLY TO IT, AND IT’S MUSIC TO MY EARS, IT’S QUITE SHOCKING REALLY!

((Love accidentally posting on the wrong blog then nothing an hour later omfg I’m so sorry))

Respect the pride this month I swear to god

*crawls out from the stain on the ground like a RE monster and proceeds to crack your fingers making them glow like glow-sticks*

AH! I SEE THE GLOWSTICK JUICE I INJECTED INTO MY BONES WORKED! THANK YOU STRANGE RADATION MONSTER!

If I were to bite you, would you taste raspy, burnt, crispy perhaps?

HOW ABOUT NO, NEXT QUESTION

i actually dont give a shit if hamas did everything and worse that israel accuses them of it still doesn't justify killing 30000 random civilians

A Dwight stands in your way, he's holding a carboard pizza box. He stares into your soul before saying "I have brought you your cheese pizza, with extra pineapple." - What do you do?

looking up from his work he stares at the Dwight, “[You have three seconds to get your disgusting filth out of my office. As you have delivered it to the wrong killer! Whoever ordered that is a monster, WHO THE HELL PUTS PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA. WHO DOES THAT!?]”

Gee I sure hope no glitter demons throws glitter in my eyes today

[Susie voice] dad can i have some mozzarella sticks too. Please

HOW DO YOU KEEP GETTING IN HERE