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[I’m gonna reopen my ask box and try this again]
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Hm, wonder what this is…
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Hey Doc. Two things. One: Have you seen any duplicate survivors? And two: Your thoughts on the Trickster?
For your first question! I have actually, it’s interesting although very peculiar. At this point I shouldn’t be surprised
For your second question...
((he’s a twink, I... he’s just a twink and I love it. But I don’t really like the new killer, but it’s just funny to me -MUN))
If you ever feel safe, remember that I still exist somewhere out in the world!
"Here's your pizza, that will be 500 bloodpoints or maybe a hatch-pass?"
@ask-baby-dwight
Hm,
I don’t remember ordering anything... hell I didn’t even know you could order anything in the fog... Thank you!
Unfortunately it won’t save you from death.
@ask-baby-dwight
Hey! I just wanted to let you know-
Do you ever get lonely enough to talk to your ‘imaginary Doctors’?
YES!
Oh no. He knows! He knows you exist! Evacuate the city, now!
Fuck-
((Hello, sorry I haven’t posted in awhile, I’ve been hit with just a major sense of eh? If that makes sense, I guess I could say unmotivated. I know I have asks in my inbox and I’m really sorry I haven’t gotten to any of them yet, trust me I’m trying to motivate myself to! I love each and every one of you, here is a picture of post/pre-fog Herman))
Ashes to askes and dust to dust! Ohh... I'm feeling weak - with hunger! One more roll o'the dice oughta do it![places the dice in the skull shaker but receives a pair of ones] WHAT? SNAKE-EYES![strikes the table hard enough to overturn them and get a larger number]
HOW DO YOU KEEP GETTING IN HERE!?
Sir, he called the almighty Anon stinky. What do we do?
Termination? You got it sir. Yes sir.
*gets a canon and bombards you with apples*
A-
I like pineapple pizza too >:(
Please murder that Dwight for bringing pineapple pizza!
WHAT A VILE CREATURE!
why are you fucked up
Punishment.
opens up your chest cavity and works on you like a car because of your wires
UNFORTUNATELY THIS ISN’T THE FIRST TIME MY CHEST HAS BEEN TORN OPEN! YOU CAN TAKE MY GOOD PAL LISA FOR THAT! BUT THANK YOU FOR THE SURGERY ANON! VERY INTERESTING.
some have wondered whether androids dream of electric sheep. we know you deal with electricity, so - have you seen electric sheep before?
Though seeing electric sheep would be interesting, I have not. But I have read that novel before, it’s very interesting and worth the read.
*insta blinds you* *insta blinds you* *insta blinds you* *insta blinds you* *insta blinds you* *insta blinds you* *insta blinds you* *insta blinds you* *insta blinds you* *insta blinds you* *insta blinds you* *insta blinds you* *insta blinds you* *insta blinds you* *insta blinds you* *insta blinds you* *insta blinds you* *insta blinds you* *insta blinds you* *insta blinds you* GET GOT NOOB BABY KILLER HAHAHAHAHA GG EZ LEARN TO PLAY
paints your finger nails and gives u choccy milk bc ur epic
YOU KNOW, NORMALLY I WOULD SAY DONT TOUCH ME. BUT YOU DID AN AMAZING JOB WITH THE NAIL POLISH. AND A VERY GOOD JOB ON FINDING CHOCOLATE MILK IN THIS PLACE ANON! HARD TO COME BY!..... but basically thank you for your kindness.
you are a doctor and all these crack fueled questions are from survivors when your carrying them or hooking them
OF COURSE! HOW ELSE WOULD I DO THIS?..... ANYWAYS, UP YOU GO.
*puts coins into a gambling machine and pulls the lever, the gambling machine puts out a coin, a cherry, and a herman. everyone in the building evaporates as the scene fades to black.*
............ I think I was drugged! I mean that’s fine, buT WHAT THE FUCK!
What if we.. held hands together? 👉🏻👈🏻⚡️
DO YOU WANT TO DIE?
whatcha gonna look at herm?
Hello Anon! Well normally in my down time in between trials I go to places known as “Dead Zones”. Normally it’s just to get away from the watchful eye of the Entity.... but this time I’m looking for abnormalities.
The Fog is quiet today, I have some time on my hands today so I might as well travel out and see what I find. Perhaps it’ll help me with my little project.
WOULD ANYONE LIKE TO JOIN ME?
I FEEL LIKE TURNING ON 100 GECS’S MONEY MACHINE, LAY ON THE FLOOR AND HAVE AN OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. MY DOORS ARE OPEN IF ANYONE WANTS TO JOIN ME IN THIS PRACTICE.
*Throws an apple in your face* now perish
How Rude Of You Anon! What Are You Trying To Do? Kill m
happy valentines day herfmanf
Oh yeah, this holiday exists! But uh... Thank you Anon, you’re very kind! Have a day full of... that thing called love!
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Holds hand and dies of chair but electric
EW, DON’T TOUCH ME.