R/suzerain Is Doing My Fucking Head In With The Hatred For Monica

Petr Vectern | I present to you Petr Vectern. The first alcoholic Vice President of Sordland.

Czechia - 🤨 displeased

Luxembourg - this is weird (compliment). also catchy. approved

Israel - whats the etiquette on talking about Israel now. abstain

Germany - kinda giving charli xcx. epilepsy warning

Serbia - i think it's a love song, I don't approve of love songs in Eurovision purely because they lack the insaniy

Finland - (pre watching: extremely high expectation ater Cha Cha, the Finnish are always on their bullshit) I don't know. I think they might have fallen victim to my high expectations.

Eurovision semifinals liveblogging

Australia - appropriately insane, approved

Montenegro - very artsy which is not what I expect from a Eurovision song

Ireland - praise Laika, approved

Latvia - I see the vision but not the eurovision

Armenia - I feel like I'm watching an Imagine Dragons video (derogatory)

devvo at milkshake man being snubbed

Ewald Alphonso and Tarquin Soll exchanging pleasantries at FC Anrica's championship game

Anton Rayne: *stay silent*

@importantcatpics

I appreciate eurovision because it's the only time of year when it's appropriate to discuss "serving cunt" on a work call

The way I NEED an official pronunciation guide for Sordish, my pronunciation is all over the place

Galade > Guh-lahd

Lachaven > Lack-ah-ven

Wisci > Vish-chi

Ciara > Chiara, like in Italian (I didn't even think it would be controversial)

A morgna wes core > A morgna ves tsore

Please I am desperate to know how to pronounce Sordish please Torpor bless us (like you've blessed the Raynes down in Anrica)

(my husband keeps calling Serge > Sergey and it's driving me insane)

Sordblr! There was a Reddit thread about how people pronounce the various character/city names in Suzerain, and one that came up was Lucian's last name. The responses were not conclusive. So let's have a poll, I desperately need some closure on this.

NEWS

Sordland to close Rumburgian consulate in Deyr after evidence Thornbourgh ordered University of Holsord arson attack

rip Nia Morgna you would've loved Ruth Bader Ginsburg

rip gus manger you would've loved cryptocurrency

Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that

if I'm getting off the elevator and the door opens and you're standing RIGHT THERE in the middle of the fucking door 3 mm away from me

assume I will walk into you

gtfo of my way