Hello, Hi. Did You Know That In 7th Grade I Used To Steal Random Items From Two Friends Of Mine Because

i have watched literally none of them

well, lets try this (delulu as hell)

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

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delusional

why must we gender

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

If you have not eaten anything today I have infused this text post with vitamins and minerals. you may lick this post for nutrients as a temporary solution but as soon as you can please eat something

BAABY YOURE LIKE LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE!!

I CANT LET YOU GO NOW THAT I GOT IT !!

it’s fun to stay at the Y

i love (noises that you cannot comprehend. your ears burst trying to hear it. you collapse on the floor, unmoving.) i wish it was real

My roomba is scared of thunderstorms

I was sitting at my desk just a few minutes ago, drawing, and a really loud crack of thunder went off–no power surges or anything, just thunder–and my roomba fled from its dock and started spinning in circles

I currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap