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Hey what's up it's me with a special interest in weapons and I wanted to share my thoughts about Nikto's machete (no that's not an innuendo for once)

Had a bit of a solo-mandela effect going on because for the longest time I thought it had a modified 'billhook'-like feature on the back of it for whatever reason (but smaller than what would be considered a traditional billhook, more like a hoof pick blade).

I kind of enjoy still HCing that it does have it because a) it looks kind of cool and b) a terrifying thought to think this man whips this giant intimidating blade out, flips it deftly in his hand to the hook side, just to sink it into flesh and yank people back in when they try to run. Also it allows me to think about a scenario where, resident karambit knife enthusiast Sebastian Krueger, can teach proper blade hooking techniques to our beloved plural man. Anyway back to the knife - It's like a cross between a coup coup and a bola? But has a cool flare like a Tapanga for his newer mwiii model. Also like a vintage Senegalese french machete, which were known for their high quality (might technically be the same thing as the coup coup, just with the locale specified I think, both entrenchment machetes). That curve also kind of reminds me of parangs but it's not particularly drop-pointed.

I HC Nikto as a very brutally pragmatic but particular man, so it doesn't feel too far off to think that he went out of his way to acquire something niche like that. Some kind of custom-made machete that fits his needs just right. The length of it, as well as the curved, ergonomic grip makes me think he's gotten it to do some serious chopping, so it's also probably heavy and weighted forward to make that easier when swinging. I don't see him as a flashy fighter personally, and though maybe it was a stylistic choice for the game devs/artists, I think it's a neat feature that speaks to his character. I do think it's made of hefty steel; weight is important in chopping knives, and though steel rusts, it's sturdy compared to a lot of other metals. Not to mention - I feel like oiling and caring for his weapons, machete included, would be a ritual source of peace for his sometimes loud and chaotic mind. Grounding when he can feel the weight and texture where his nerves aren't completely damaged, smell the oil, have tangible proof that it's reality when he sees the maintained blade even after he becomes unmoored.

Now this is just me WAY reading too much into it, but it gives me a little giggle - The hole at the end of the handle is for a wrist lanyard, so you can loop a piece of paracord rope to secure it around your hand. It's an important safety feature just in case the machete goes flying out of your hand while chopping, lest it hit people in your vicinity (accidentally...?). In his 19 model, he doesn't have the paracord rope attached; Nikto says "Fuck your safety" but also huge ego of "I would never accidentally fling my knife!!"

Could also be because it gets caught on stuff if it dangles off his hip though - he's got one on his newer model where he wears the blade on his shoulder, which looks like a place where it's less likely to snag on things. Could also be because he's been increasingly featured in larger factions, so he works with more people and was asked to have one on hand maybe?? I don't know. In either case the knot in the middle of the rope makes it too small for his wrist which could also be read as a passive-aggressive "Here's the fucking safety rope it's on there ALRIGHT" and yet he's also made it nonfunctional for its intended purpose lmao Okay that's all byeeee

wwaaaeeeww yes please!!!

"Smiling at the person that doesn't like me."

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Tw: Self deprecating thoughts, mostly sfw just angsty, alcoholic/smoker nikto

Nikto didn't like you. At least thats what you thought. You couldn't see behind the mask. You couldn't see the countless nights he's pondered getting down on his knees and begging you to have him, to kill him or let him live he'd let you decide.

A sinner to a judge, endlessly skewed only to be brought underneath your presence.

He prays you'll save him, sometimes just the thought of you saves him.

You save him from countless nights of blackout drinking. Saving him from endless chain-smoking. Save him from ending it all.

Sometimes he understands it. How he was raised, maybe they had it too.

Maybe they were as sick in the head as he was.

Maybe then he'd understand it all.

Oh how he'd treat you to the finest things if he could. Restrained by his own pride. What a useless thing he was told to upkeep. Would pride have saved him from countless beatings? Would pride have saved him from poison poured into his brain from his ears and tongue?

Would pride let him have you?

He should throw it all away really. Just ignore his own life and thoughts to be your toy. Its a fate befitting for him, something new, recycled.

Strip himself nude and prostrate himself for your amusement.

What foolish thoughts.

But it was befitting for him.

Maybe he could live at your feet. Rediscover ways to feel, teaching an old dog new tricks.

Maybe he should just be normal and treat you to a dinner date. It would he normal, maybe not to him but maybe to you.

Drink a couple wine glasses and eat, a compromise between him and you.

It sounds nice in theory but could he handle all that? Maybe for you he could.

Become nice and sweet for you, something better for you yet still his own person.

Fuck, you were changing him into a person.

He should smile back when you smile at him.

Nikto.

i will make a cod goodies haul tomorrow

we're only 16 days into the year and i feel like it's been 3 months it's so over

i want to draw but my worldly duties are preventing me

idk how many colours can one use for the face embroidery but anyways here is the design, i will probably have to d.i.y. his sunglasses

i will order a custom plush and it is going to be nikto...... i will keep you guys updated

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