Zooyorkboyy - 〰Dev〰

Smokers digest

me to my brain: can I get some uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh serotonin pls?

brain: serotonin machine broke

I want a relationship where we can get drunk at midnight, just the two of us, and sit up talking and making out all night, and go to the beach at four in the morning. I want someone who’s down for adventure. I want someone who will go camping with me, and boating, and fishing, and travel. I want someone who wants me for life. I want passion that doesn’t burn out.

chic-fil-a: you're disgusting all you gays are gonna burn in hell

me: ok tru can I get an 8 piece nugget box please before I go tho

I OFFICIALLY DECLARE JUNE 26TH, THE NATIONAL DAY OF YAAASSSSS!