Sirius: My kink is doing stupid shit and watching Remus speed-run the five stages of grief as he realises that he still wants to fuck me.
Hyperfixation so bad people think of me when they see it
His little kitty ears 🥲🐈⬛
they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)
ARE YOU JOKING
Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use
Soap, visibly shaken, tear in his eye as he's cursing about some pervy spirit who he swears felt touch his arse in the dark
It was just Simon, who's now gaslighting Soap about it, and completely agrees the 'ghost' should "keep his dead, bloody hands to his fuckin' self" and "fuck righ' back off ta hell" and whatnot
they just ended up at the pub after this
okay but how chaotic would the guys be going ghost hunting
Soap would be so fucking m insufferable
“THERES ONE RIGHT NOW!” whilst shoving the camera in Simon’s face
“your spirit is about to join this place Johnny”
when you're a child and you stay up past your bedtime you get punished by your parents, when you're an adult and you stay up too late you just get punished by the ghosts and spirits and demons and such
Paul Unbereit
dude you look forsaken as fuck right now