-20-i would apologize for my actions below, but
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(bleeding from my wound) notice anythiung differebt about me ;)
sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully
Fuck moon’s taking poison damage
when i die ill go to heaven and the real gun emoji will be there waiting for me
what fucking hell dimension are y’all blogging from
Bucky in Thunderbolts* is giving Single Dad Who Is With His Unruly Kids In Public And Just Wants Peace And A Cold Beer
they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)
me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.
the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*
“Fatherless behavior” stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!
Give a man a horse he’ll eat for a day teach a man to horse and make him drinks water
That actually happened to me a couple hundred years ago
sources? a little birdie et al., 2024
its no money november that's where it's november and i dont have any fucking money
"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.
the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating
Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use
salmon szn
Anyone else feel like it’s been one of those days since 2019?
His little kitty ears 🥲🐈⬛
im reaching my fucking limmies bro. im almost at my limmies
The only thing worse than having a job is not having a job. And the only thing worse than not having a job is looking for a job. And the only thing worse than looking for a job is being 19 years old.
fanfiction isn’t enough, I need to chew on him
in an ideal world i would have 8 beverages with me at all times and i would just be able to pull them out of my pocket like an animal crossing character
Pinterest is the only social platform that makes me feel refreshed afterward as if I just went on a hike and made an egg white omelette
woah this character is so cool i wish they were covered in blood their whole body trembling with a look of absolute horror on their face as theyre struggling to breathe in panic
i’m legitimately crying
not even the guillotine could stop the head i would give him
Soap, visibly shaken, tear in his eye as he's cursing about some pervy spirit who he swears felt touch his arse in the dark
It was just Simon, who's now gaslighting Soap about it, and completely agrees the 'ghost' should "keep his dead, bloody hands to his fuckin' self" and "fuck righ' back off ta hell" and whatnot
they just ended up at the pub after this
okay but how chaotic would the guys be going ghost hunting
Soap would be so fucking m insufferable
“THERES ONE RIGHT NOW!” whilst shoving the camera in Simon’s face
“your spirit is about to join this place Johnny”
Hyperfixation so bad people think of me when they see it
lieutenant simon "ghost" riley. you understand