“Fatherless Behavior” Stop Giving My DAD Credit For All The Work My MOM Put Into Making Me A Terrible

Bucky in Thunderbolts* is giving Single Dad Who Is With His Unruly Kids In Public And Just Wants Peace And A Cold Beer

its no money november that's where it's november and i dont have any fucking money

Paul Unbereit

ARE YOU JOKING

i am both of them

i see your “steve is an oblivious idiot who doesn’t realize he’s being flirted with” and raise you “eddie is an oblivious idiot who doesn’t realize that he’s flirting”

sorry didn't mean to moan like that when you stabbed me

meet cute: it's raining and I see your battered bleeding body lying in the mud and I kick it slightly to see if you're dead

Promise you'll treat me like a dog with a bite history and you're the last white girl with a savior complex on earth

truly

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