Sorry Didn't Mean To Moan Like That When You Stabbed Me

The only thing worse than having a job is not having a job. And the only thing worse than not having a job is looking for a job. And the only thing worse than looking for a job is being 19 years old.

me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.

the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*

Pinterest is the only social platform that makes me feel refreshed afterward as if I just went on a hike and made an egg white omelette

dude you look forsaken as fuck right now

truly

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Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use

in an ideal world i would have 8 beverages with me at all times and i would just be able to pull them out of my pocket like an animal crossing character

nice gender, which mcr member and era did you steal it from?

unstoppable force (the undying urge to call a man babygirl) versus immovable object (hating men and therefor having none around)