Unstoppable Force (the Undying Urge To Call A Man Babygirl) Versus Immovable Object (hating Men And Therefor

she dunged on my dragons til i and

(bleeding from my wound) notice anythiung differebt about me ;)

sources? a little birdie et al., 2024

Soap, visibly shaken, tear in his eye as he's cursing about some pervy spirit who he swears felt touch his arse in the dark

It was just Simon, who's now gaslighting Soap about it, and completely agrees the 'ghost' should "keep his dead, bloody hands to his fuckin' self" and "fuck righ' back off ta hell" and whatnot

they just ended up at the pub after this

okay but how chaotic would the guys be going ghost hunting

Soap would be so fucking m insufferable

“THERES ONE RIGHT NOW!” whilst shoving the camera in Simon’s face

“your spirit is about to join this place Johnny”

ARE YOU JOKING

going to be honest though the type of blood oaths where you swear by pressing your bleeding cuts together to mingle the blood have so much erotic potential to me. what if we fit our open wounds together. what if the insides of us touched & our essences mixed. this too could be sex

James: Have you been drinking enough water?

Regulus: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.

Pinterest is the only social platform that makes me feel refreshed afterward as if I just went on a hike and made an egg white omelette

okay mommy

Knight Waitress for Looters. (2020)