James: Have You Been Drinking Enough Water?

when i die ill go to heaven and the real gun emoji will be there waiting for me

I like that the way you talk about middle aged men is almost misogynistic

slaps that old mans ass and says "youd be prettier if you smiled more"

Between Ryan Gosling Ken and Benoit Blanc I'm starting to think that it's some sort of animal abuse to keep casting big name actors in stoic macho manly man rolls instead of giving them goofy little guys to play. Like look at them their coats are shiny, they seem so much more lively and energetic. We need to make sure all actors have enough goofy little guys to play before peta gets involved.

“Fatherless behavior” stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!

Promise you'll treat me like a dog with a bite history and you're the last white girl with a savior complex on earth

what fucking hell dimension are y’all blogging from

hello my witchy folks, I just had a quick question: does it matter at all where you buy a tarot deck from?

I want to buy a Rider-Waite deck as my first to learn, but being a college student, Amazon is the best and cheapest option for such a purchase, but for some reason it just seems a little weird to me to buy something like this just from amazon. I would love to be able to support a small business instead, but there aren’t any new age stores near me and obviously, as i’m in college, i don’t have many funds at the moment. I kinda doubt this matters, but I just wanted to know other thoughts on it and if I’m just being crazy or not.

love you all 🧡

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

she dunged on my dragons til i and