Latest Posts by zozo-spooks - Page 2

ARE YOU JOKING

Sirius: My kink is doing stupid shit and watching Remus speed-run the five stages of grief as he realises that he still wants to fuck me.

YEAH? AND?

Herb's Properties

Basil:  money, luck, prosperity, happiness

Bay Leaf: energy, cleansing, can be charged with almost any intention

Camomile: Caring, kindness, luck, growth, self-love growth, confidence, avoiding negativity, happiness

Cinnamon: passion, quick success, fire magick

Chia seeds: Growth, health, kindness, Property

Chilli flakes:  Pride, confidence, power, strength, Passion

Cumin: Courage, bravery, protection, loyalty

Dandelion: wishes, charisma, success, good luck

Dill: sexual love, luck, protection

Eucalyptus: cleansing, healing, purifying, relaxing, comfort

Fennel:  hate, anger

Flax seeds: Prosperity, growth, new beginnings

Ginger: fiery passion, success, and personal power

Jasmine: love, dreams, sensuality, luxury and kindness

Lavender: love and attraction, purification, relaxation, restful sleep

Nutmeg: luck, Health, Fidelity, Love, Prosperity, comfort, loyalty

Oregano:  comfort, love, warmth

Paprika:  Pride, confidence, power, strength

Parsley: Cleansing. purification

Peppermint: healing, purification, love and energy, cleansing, prosperity

Poppy seeds: protection, intuition, self-assurance, hexing and cursing

Rose: love, beauty, harmony, romance, attraction

Rosemary: cleansing, purification, wisdom, protection

Sesame seeds: Prosperity, growth, health, nurturing

Spearmint: love, cleansing, renewal, blessing

Sunflower seeds: happiness, growth, joy

Thyme: beauty, strength, courage

Turmeric: confidence, creativity, energy

Vanilla: love and sexuality

tip jar

dude you look forsaken as fuck right now

when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack

hello my witchy folks, I just had a quick question: does it matter at all where you buy a tarot deck from?

I want to buy a Rider-Waite deck as my first to learn, but being a college student, Amazon is the best and cheapest option for such a purchase, but for some reason it just seems a little weird to me to buy something like this just from amazon. I would love to be able to support a small business instead, but there aren’t any new age stores near me and obviously, as i’m in college, i don’t have many funds at the moment. I kinda doubt this matters, but I just wanted to know other thoughts on it and if I’m just being crazy or not.

love you all 🧡

emptying and reloading a gun with practiced efficiency so you think i'm an expert marksman but you later find out that's just how i stim

unstoppable force (the undying urge to call a man babygirl) versus immovable object (hating men and therefor having none around)

makes me so mad that I’ll never be able to open up some guys rib cage and just stick my hands in his organs and move em around while he moans and whimpers. imagine getting your prostate grabbed from the inside. must feel crazy

the visible kisses are in fact out of his blood too

walks out of a bar covered in kisses and I say "you should see the other guy" and you look in the bar and he's dead in a pool of blood

sorry didn't mean to moan like that when you stabbed me

objectify that middleaged man

Promise you'll treat me like a dog with a bite history and you're the last white girl with a savior complex on earth

I like that the way you talk about middle aged men is almost misogynistic

slaps that old mans ass and says "youd be prettier if you smiled more"

anybody able to connect me with some witchy people or just folks that are into/sensitive to all that stuff?

i’m not sure the right terms and everything to use as you can probably tell, i’ve just been very interested in it lately and would love to know good resourses or books to start me softly on the right path. the most i’ve done is sage my room due to some strange vibes and sounds and such, and it did work, so now i’m interested in more stuff like that.

i would just rather talk with some actual experienced people rather than googling shit cause i’m not down for accidentally summoning something or getting it attached to me

even if there is just something i can do to be able to tell if i’m sensitive enough to this stuff it would be greatly helpful 🧡

nice gender, which mcr member and era did you steal it from?

going to be honest though the type of blood oaths where you swear by pressing your bleeding cuts together to mingle the blood have so much erotic potential to me. what if we fit our open wounds together. what if the insides of us touched & our essences mixed. this too could be sex

when you're a child and you stay up past your bedtime you get punished by your parents, when you're an adult and you stay up too late you just get punished by the ghosts and spirits and demons and such

James: Have you been drinking enough water?

Regulus: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.

you guys seemed to enjoy my cringe-fail legolas sexy gimli post so here’s some more of my thoughts ab that dynamic:

-when legolas goes home and announces his engagement to gimli thranduil is shocked but every other elf is like “yeah checks out. that kid’s always been a little weird.”

-gimli goes home to announce his engagement to legolas and every dwarf promptly loses their SHIT at the fact that THE gimli, son of gloin, is betrothed. only to further lose their shit at the fact that it’s to that weird elf prince that they have never heard speak unless to send some sort of diplomatical message for his father but some dwarflings once saw him sobbing in front of a tree in the middle of a rainstorm while gripping a fallen branch.

-thranduil only gives his blessing to the proposal once he realises just how angry all of erebor is that their most eligible bachelor, gimli, the silver-tongued battle ready diplomant and descendant of kings, has been stolen away by thranduils weird tree-hugging naked star gazing hippie son.

she dunged on my dragons til i and

meet cute: it's raining and I see your battered bleeding body lying in the mud and I kick it slightly to see if you're dead

don’t kick me out, just take me out back and shoot me. we all know i deserve it, i’ll pay you my change to do it even

hey man youve been taking a while putting your change back in your wallet and i just wanted to let you know we are kicking you out of the grocwery sytore forever. goodbye

Between Ryan Gosling Ken and Benoit Blanc I'm starting to think that it's some sort of animal abuse to keep casting big name actors in stoic macho manly man rolls instead of giving them goofy little guys to play. Like look at them their coats are shiny, they seem so much more lively and energetic. We need to make sure all actors have enough goofy little guys to play before peta gets involved.

i <3 dicking around and doing fuck all