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“Fatherless behavior” stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!

James: Have you been drinking enough water?

Regulus: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.

going to be honest though the type of blood oaths where you swear by pressing your bleeding cuts together to mingle the blood have so much erotic potential to me. what if we fit our open wounds together. what if the insides of us touched & our essences mixed. this too could be sex

its no money november that's where it's november and i dont have any fucking money

im reaching my fucking limmies bro. im almost at my limmies

okay mommy

Knight Waitress for Looters. (2020)

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

meet cute: it's raining and I see your battered bleeding body lying in the mud and I kick it slightly to see if you're dead

in an ideal world i would have 8 beverages with me at all times and i would just be able to pull them out of my pocket like an animal crossing character