Emptying And Reloading A Gun With Practiced Efficiency So You Think I'm An Expert Marksman But You Later

ARE YOU JOKING

I like that the way you talk about middle aged men is almost misogynistic

slaps that old mans ass and says "youd be prettier if you smiled more"

The only thing worse than having a job is not having a job. And the only thing worse than not having a job is looking for a job. And the only thing worse than looking for a job is being 19 years old.

(bleeding from my wound) notice anythiung differebt about me ;)

she dunged on my dragons til i and

Soap, visibly shaken, tear in his eye as he's cursing about some pervy spirit who he swears felt touch his arse in the dark

It was just Simon, who's now gaslighting Soap about it, and completely agrees the 'ghost' should "keep his dead, bloody hands to his fuckin' self" and "fuck righ' back off ta hell" and whatnot

they just ended up at the pub after this

okay but how chaotic would the guys be going ghost hunting

Soap would be so fucking m insufferable

“THERES ONE RIGHT NOW!” whilst shoving the camera in Simon’s face

“your spirit is about to join this place Johnny”

unstoppable force (the undying urge to call a man babygirl) versus immovable object (hating men and therefor having none around)

Hyperfixation so bad people think of me when they see it