When I Have A Crush I Dont Kick My Feet Or Twirl My Hair Instead I Am In My Kitchen At 3am Pacing In

sorry didn't mean to moan like that when you stabbed me

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

what fucking hell dimension are y’all blogging from

(bleeding from my wound) notice anythiung differebt about me ;)

His little kitty ears 🥲🐈‍⬛

you guys seemed to enjoy my cringe-fail legolas sexy gimli post so here’s some more of my thoughts ab that dynamic:

-when legolas goes home and announces his engagement to gimli thranduil is shocked but every other elf is like “yeah checks out. that kid’s always been a little weird.”

-gimli goes home to announce his engagement to legolas and every dwarf promptly loses their SHIT at the fact that THE gimli, son of gloin, is betrothed. only to further lose their shit at the fact that it’s to that weird elf prince that they have never heard speak unless to send some sort of diplomatical message for his father but some dwarflings once saw him sobbing in front of a tree in the middle of a rainstorm while gripping a fallen branch.

-thranduil only gives his blessing to the proposal once he realises just how angry all of erebor is that their most eligible bachelor, gimli, the silver-tongued battle ready diplomant and descendant of kings, has been stolen away by thranduils weird tree-hugging naked star gazing hippie son.

"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.

Anyone else feel like it’s been one of those days since 2019?

ARE YOU JOKING

That actually happened to me a couple hundred years ago