What if Bowser secretly had a crush on Mario and also secretly was into vore, so he wrote a bunch of fanfics in which he eats Mario, and then Mario finds those fanfics and is, understandably, disturbed, believing that Bowser is some murderer, and everytime he has to go save Peach he is much more jumpy and scared of Bowser, and Bowser realizes that Mario found the fics and is incredibly embaressed. The next time they go kart racing, Bowser flashes Mario a awkward smile, and Mario just starts visibly shaking with fear, turning to Luigi to be like, "He's-a going to fucking kill me, he's-a gonna kill me, Luigi!"
Prey who's fattened themself up to be more succulent and delicious for preds, but inadvertently has made it very difficult for anyone to even get their maw around the pred. Once the prey realizes this, they immediately try to lose weight, but they just can't, they've gotten so used to eating so much, they can't stop themselves when they go to order an extra burger. They cry to themself because now they'll never be eaten, it's just impossible now! But then they meet a particularly large pred who hears the prey's pitiful tears, and they decide to take on the challenge, and after a few greedy gulps the prey is inside the pred's stomach. It takes a few seconds for the prey to even realize what happened, but once they look around and see the fleshy walls pulsating and massaging them, they immediately cheer up and thank the pred, asking how they could ever repay them. The pred simply says that their deliciousness is payment enough, and they sit there while their prey basks in the warmth of their stomach.
my kinks are jerking off and missionary sex and photos of big boobs and porn , and also hot models haha
Scenario: Pred eats their intended target, but in a domino effect of eliminating witnesses, ends up terribly full~
Absolutely Not | Not My Thing Personally | Not Very Much | Neutral | Somewhat | Quite A Bit | Absolutely Adore
the ditzy pred slowly realizing that what they thought was the perfect ambush spot, no escape for the prey, also means there’s no easy escape for them, and people just keep coming in a gasping dramatically when they see the belly…
this is such a fun spot between willing and unwilling pred. yes, they fully intended on eating the first one, but good lord do they wish these idiots would stop coming~
the pred tries out a new lie/excuse with each witness, hoping against hope it’ll work, but the lie is spoiled by a uncontainable belch or a muffled shout for help, and the pred can only groan in consternation before stuffing yet another meal into their aching, crowded tummy
Some guy at work: I didn't like sweets until after 40, but now *pats gut* you can see how much I like em!
Me, very normal: haha yea
cop donut stereotype is bad because being fat and eating many donuts : hot. but police officers: not hot. the humble donut, one of the most sexual foods, the reliable donut. we should take this practice and give it to a different more sexy profession, such as electrician, or professor of linguistics
Pred pressing you into their belly because you keep complaining about being cold to give them a hint to eat you, and as you're blushing they don't even tease you, and you realize they aren't even trying to be sexy, they're genuinely trying to help you get warm. You tell them you're still cold and they grab some of the biggest, comfiest blankets they can find, and set you down on the couch asking if you want a cup of hot chocolate. You're a little disappointed they aren't taking the hint but it isn't the worst thing that could've happened. You don't feel like getting eaten anymore, so you just remind yourself to try a more obvious hint next time, since clearly they're not good at taking them.