Curate, connect, and discover
Here are some head canons that didn't make it into that one fic. More people liked it than I thought they would so thank you! I love all of you and your comments make my day <3
Warnings: 18+ probably, JIC
You cannot help yourself when it comes to touching her muscles
You hold her arm for a good few seconds, nervously debating whether the possible repercussions will be worth it. With a sharp, crisp slap that probably stings your hand more than it does her, you chime “this bad boy can fit a lot of muscle-" A heavy swat against your backside has you squealing. “This bad boy can lift you over my knee-"
Calling her name until she comes to you/ emphasizing different parts of it just because you like saying it
“Sevika!” “Baby?” “Sevika” “What, baby?” “Sevika” She'll finally come to you for you to tell her “I love you”. She'll roll her eyes but hug you, and tells you she’ll give you a real reason to scream her name if you do it again.
Calling her daddy in front of people, you’ll shrink back and giggle nervously at the look she fixes you. If you’re feeling brave and don’t run, you’ll wrap yourself around her arm and play cute in hopes there’ll be no retaliation
She’s soft for you so it’ll probably work
If she ever runs into you literally, on accident or not, you’re going flying. She’ll usually catch you before you hit anything (I.e. the wall/ground)
She’ll laugh and tease you, is very amused when you try to push her back and she doesn’t move an inch
Maybe takes pity on you and moves slightly but I doubt it
You pepper her face with kisses when you’re laying together, softly at first to avoid suspicion and then you attack, keeping her cheeks cradled in your palm to keep her still, and raining down hard kisses on her nose. She’ll usually know what you’re about to do because she’ll hear you mutter “rapid fire” before your assault
She whines like a fucking child, like you’re embarrassing her in her apartment with no one around
HER BLUSH/pout afterwards is absolutely adorable and don’t be fooled by her disgusted face/noises. She loves it
This bitch will sit on you. Break all of your bones. Not really, but she’ll get you back. Either after when you’re laying in bed or when you’re unsuspecting and sitting on the couch.
If it’s in bed, she’ll promptly roll on top of you and start snoring over your squeals. Lifting her dead weight arms is barely doable so you know you’re screwed with the rest. She’ll pretend to sleep while you giggle and push and slap at her. If you tell her she’s crushing your boobs, she’ll inch down and drop her head against them and that’s the only compromise she’ll make.
If you’re on the couch, she’ll plop down on you and the air just whooshes out of your lungs. This will actually probably be painful so just tickle her neck and she will fold. Use the advantage to push her off and run quick.
She’s really clever with insults. But I imagine if you startle her enough with your stupid, she’ll be so flabbergasted it’ll take her a while to choke it out.
“Why would you- you goddamn tumbleweed”
Her face will do that thing where her cheeks puff out and her face will form this deep scowl that makes her look so scary it’s funny.
She’ll be berating you and you’ll be biting your lip to not laugh
You’ve asked her to crush your head between her thighs. Like full on watermelon-crush. She tells you it would be no trouble because there’s nothing in yours
When she gets home and plops tiredly on the couch, you make a show of fixing her favorite drink, only to sit down next to her and start drinking it.
“Thanks, hon I really need- you bitch.”
“That’s so sweet, Sev.”/“Oh, you wanted one?”
This somehow leads to some weird foreplay, either her spitting the alcohol in your mouth or taking body shots
If anyone objectifies her they get punched or brutally insulted, depending on the severity. But when you do it, it’s usually you screaming internally or muttering to yourself about how “it’s not fair” or “how is an ass that sculpted?”
She notices every time, loves the way you drool and your eyes fog over when she flashes her tits at you.
If the sight doesn’t render you brain dead, you’ll tease her back with “how unladylike” or “how will you ever find a respectable man when you act like that?”
Telling her she's unladylike will have her doing the most heinous shit-
“I am a respectable man” swoon
She's your respectable man
You flash her too when she’s at work, doling out orders to her men and then there’s you in the back, lifting your shirt. To your disappointment, she’ll smoothly carry on, but as soon as she’s done you’re being dragged to the back room
It makes her hot and bothered, of course, but she could be railing you in front of a room and still keep her composure
“Do you ever wish you were tall?”
She’ll body slam you on the sofa every time you ask this
Also when you call her Tiny, Pipsqueak, Shortstack, Princess (this one makes her blood boil)
She’ll literally hold you by your feet until you apologize
You always tell her how hot it is when she hustles/threatens/intimidates someone on the job
She thinks you’re messing with her when you say you want to role play being her prisoner
But you’re not, god Sevika one chance please-
She whistles to get your attention, like you’re a damn dog. I actually wrote a little smth on this
A sharp whistle sounded from the doorway behind you, one that indicated Sevika likes what she sees. Her method of communication between her and her men occasionally carried over into your relationship, whether she admitted it or not. Enough to where you had created your own catalog for what they mean in your head. Your favorite was probably the one she used in the bedroom, usually an attention-grabber or a warning if you were being a brat. The one time she subconsciously whistled for your attention outside of the bedroom had you threatening to kick her to the couch for the night (like you could) and she profusely denied her intention of calling you.
“Honey, I was just whistling.”
“Oh? So you didn’t want me to refill your glass you were holding out?”
“It’s… my arm adjustments, babe. I’ve told you this.”