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no bc me and Kenma are the same person

akaashi uses lotion on his hands often because he cannot stand the way his hands feel when they're dry vs kenma who refuses to use lotion because it feels disgusting. they're boyfriends.

Haikyu Characters Reacting To Their S/O Screaming Back At Them

Aoba Johsai

Read Part Two Here

kyotani Kentaro

-everyone knows kyotani for his anger and how he doesn’t suck up to people so when they found out he was dating someone they had to assume this someone had the ability to put him in his place and right now that’s just what they needed

“ mad dog-chan you can’t do this not right now“ oikawas voice rang through in annoyance

“ yeah we need you to go in “ iwazumis voice sounded tired as if he was exhausted by trying to convince the boy for the past 5 minutes during their halftime (long timeout)

kyotani grunted as he turned from both of his teammates looking to the wall as he sat on the bench

“ coach seriously — we need him and he’s just on the bench doing nothing “

“ he said he’s tired of you guys only calling him in for 5 minutes and then sitting him back out like an animal— that you use to show off and then send outside when company’s gone “

“ well he’s our secret weapon “ oikawa screamed “ that’s literally what you do “

kyotani grumbled as he rolled his eyes at oikawa who huffed as he moved to turn to the bleachers “ oh forget this he’s not even listening to iwa-chan “

“ well you know what to do flatty-kawa “

“ duh you see i’m doing it iwa-chan”

oikawas hand came up in a wave as he moved to the referee whispering to them as they spoke on the speaker their voices crisp sending a chill through kyotani’s spine

“ we need a y/n l/n to come down to Aoba Johsais Bench — A y/n L/n to come down to Aoba Johsais bench “

you stood up smiling widely as you jumped your way through the crowd voice heaven sent as you screamed “ that’s me “

moving through people talking sweetly “ oops — sorry — sorry have to go take care of a loose hothead—whoops—you should really watch where you place that drink “

you hopped down the stairs waving at the team and the referee as you came to a stop in front of kyotani who was even more mad than he was initially

“ babe whats up why are they calling me down here again “ you sighed “ it’s only happened five other times and I thought we got past it “

“ they say that like it’s nothing “ kindaichis voice came out small as he rubbed the back of his head

“ kyotani “ you called confused usually he would answer you by now and comply and go play for a little while just to make you happy so you could go sit down on the bench to watch his game closely

“ uh somethings wrong iwa-chan “

“ yeah somethings off he’s not responding to her this time “

“ kyo what— “

“ if anything he looks like he’s gonna snap “

oikawa laughed at his comment “ yeah right y/n ‘ s too nice he’d feel horrible if he snapped at ‘em —they’d probably cry he wouldn’t do it “

oikawas face dropped as he heard the loud voice ring out inside the gym “ GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME“

you shuddered at his voice “ your even more fucking annoying than that dumbass over there “

your mouth dropped “ all you do is come down here and bother me everytime and I only go in for you — i’m not doing it this time i’m gonna stand my ground”

he screamed “ they use me for those 5 minutes and then toss me out i’m not doing it — like I said i’m sitting right here on this bench and standing my fucking ground “

your face went up in shock as you felt your body flinch at his voice kyotani and the rest of his team immediately feeling bad at what the whole gym just witnessed everyone listening closely feeling sorry for you

Oikawa moved to glare at kyotani as he walked over to wrap his arms around you “ aw y/n-chan it’s ok to cr— “

“ YOU SCREAM AT ME ONE MORE TIME LIKE THAT AND IM GONNA KNOCK YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF WITH THE BAT MY DAD WACKS INTRUDERS AT HIS STORE WITH “ your screams came out louder than his as you stared down at the boy in front of you

“ I don’t care if you go out there and wipe the floor down with fucking towels or scrape it clean with a toothbrush but your going out on that court kentaro“

your voice was stern “ you better be glad they even give you 2 seconds on that court you love so much with your shitty attitude —if it was me i’d make you a bench rider the whole season while you watch shittykawa smirk at you everytime he goes up for a set that you won’t get “ your screams catching the whole gym off gaurd

“ so your gonna go out there and stand your fucking ground on that court “ you mocked him hand pointing from him to the court

Kyotani’s body shaking at your tone “ kentaro “ you spoke his name like a curse as he jolted and race to stand in his position on the court head never turning back to look at you again as you continued

“ You will score everytime you go up for that ball — everytime you hit something or come in contact with it— I want a point on that board do you hear me“

“ yes “

“ kentaro “

“ yes ma’am “

you moved to fix your clothes as you stared at everyone in the crowd “ everytime my boyfriends feet leave that ground you better clap your asses off do you hear me “

everyone shook their heads in a yes motion afraid of you and how such a big yell could come from such a small person

You smiled at the team before you took your seat on the bench near the coach who read off all his plans for kyotani that hed never listened to

“ oh trust me we’ll do that plan “ you said as you shook your head ignoring all the whispers from the males around you

“ do they know the game doesn’t start back up again until 5 minutes from now “ mattsukawas voice came out in concern

“ I —uh I don’t think they care “

“ oikawa what’s wrong with you “ iwazumi turned to see oikawas face made up in a frown as he sulked

“ pretty y/n-chan called me your stupid nickname “

oikawa

-oikawa never liked losing especially when it was to someone younger than him someone he didn’t like so you can imagine his anger when he lost to Karasuno

-no one expected the hallway to erupt in his screams so soon

“ tooru what’s wrong “

“ i’m just a little tired y/n i’m ok “

“ no but you — you look angry “

he took a deep breath as he shook his head in annoyance moving to walk off you standing in front of him stopping his exit

“ ok then if I look angry why the fuck would you stand in front of me “

“ because I “

“ because your fucking annoying that’s what it is “

“ tooru”

“ no don’t baby me y/n I don’t need you or anyone else to tell me I played good and I was amazing obviously I wasn’t if your standing here talking to me in a hallway and not in front of me while I celebrate on the court “

“ it’s ok baby — you can still win a volleyball nat— “

he lost his cool as he screamed looking down on you “ WHEN Y/N WHEN HUH “

he screamed harshly “ it’s over — are you fucking stupid there is no next time shitty kageyama took it there’s no next time for me — fuck we’re— we’re third years “

his voice sounded bloody by his screams that sounded throughout the hallway his team coming in to check and see if everything was ok receiving their answer when they turned the corner to you taking over

“ if I knew you were so fucking stupid I wouldn’t have dated you you were probably the bad luck charm that made me lose my shitty gam—“

“ the only thing that made you lose this game was you asshole “

your voice was laced with venom as you shot at him screaming constantly “ you and your shitty need to keep working endlessly maybe if you didn’t have a hurt knee — oh wait howd you get that “

you pretended to think “ oh I know FROM OVERWORKING YOURSELF “

you pushed a finger to his chest “ when I say your gonna make it to a nationals someday your gonna make it to a nationals someday you don’t doubt me is that clear “

his face was in fear as his mouth opened wide in a o form unable to process an answer

“ is that clear tooru oikawa “ you screamed

the team letting out yes’s for him as he moved to look back at them before he turned to you shaking his head like a puppy whod accidentally peed in the house

“ I need words “

“ y-fuck y—yes y/n — baby I mean ma’am — shit I mean yes baby “

you moved to stand straight as you cracked your neck and let a smile play on your face as you turned away from him walking to the entrance of the gym “ ok — babe I meant to tell you i’m gonna go say good game to kageyama- kun you go to the busses and make them wait for me ok “ you waved at him as you opened the door “ love you “

“ they wouldn’t dare leave ‘em “ kyotani’s voice came out in a laugh

“ fuck leaving them — theyd let ‘em drive“ hanamaki joked with mattsukawa who was screaming in laughter

your body entering the gym and walking over to kageyama who straightened up turning to speak to hinata who stood in fear

“ you speak nothing of what we heard to y/n-senpai“

“ y-yes ka-kageyama “

“ kageyama-kun youve grown up so much I love it“ you said holding your arms out to him speaking like he was a baby

“ h-hi y/n-senpai “

“ DID YOU KILL THE GREAT KING “

The first word Atsumu’s little girl says, is a swear word.

It’s not like he was actively trying to get her to swear, honest! If anything, you’d been trying to get her to say either mumma or dadda, jingling toys in her face to encourage her, calling each other such nicknames (the jackals have an absolute field day with it) for her to recognize, but she was not budging. She’d merely giggle or blink confused at the two of you being wildly dramatic in your actions.

And sure, he should’ve been more careful, but it’s all ‘Samu’s fault!

Well. According to Atsumu, anyways.

“You sure you should be walkin’ around with her while you call me?” Osamu asks, his own phone propped on the register while he counts the receipts from the lunch rush. “I’ll be over in a minute anyways, and you’re not the most… agile.”

“Who you callin’ not agile!” Atsumu whines, scrunching his face up as his little girl paws at his cheeks. “Name one time when I wasn’t agile!” When Osamu opens his mouth to speak, Atsumu cuts him off with a quick “don’t answer that” and a small scowl.

“‘Tsumu, if you can spell agile-“

“I don’t get paid to spell, let alone for free, for you.”

“I’m just sayin’ you’re a little clumsy ‘s all,” his brother defends, stapling the receipts all together. “And I’d hate to have to text your wife that you dropped the baby, while tryin’ to tell me you’re not clumsy.”

“I’m so hurt you think so low of me,” Atsumu whines. “I’m just carrying my kid around, what’s the worst-“

Before he can finish his sob story, a loud THWAK! rings out in the room, so loud it even causes Osamu to look up; he slow smirk curls on his lips, and a smug ‘you okay?’ falls unsympathetically, while Atsumu’s face pales, and he sinks his teeth into his lower lip. It wobbles in pain, and his eye twitches to try and hide the tears that well in his waterline, and who the fuck decided to put a coffee table right there anyways-

“FFFFF-UCK!” The blonde screams, eliciting squealy giggles from his daughter, and deep chuckles from his traitor of a brother. “O-oh my God, what the fuck! Jesus Christ, I thought we’d moved this fuckin’ thing!”

His body fills with nausea as he struggles to not burst into tears in front of his brother, his child still laughing with absolutely no remorse or sympathy, that little monster. Slowly, and with a grunt of pain with every step, Atsumu limps over to the couch, setting his child and phone down to cradle his possibly broken toe. Osamu, still wheezing from his laughter, merely rolls his eyes as he listens to his brother struggle, a sigh to further calm himself easing past his lips.

“Jeez, dude, ya stubbed your toe, how bad could it-“

“Shut the fuck up, I feel like I’m going to puke!” Atsumu snarls, panting and groaning in pain. “I think I fuckin’ broke it-“

“Oi, watch your mouth-“

“Oh, what, ya think your niece is finally gonna fuckin’ say her first word, we’ve been trying to get her to fuckin’ say something for the past fuckin’ eight months-“

“Fffahk!” The toddler parrots, with absolute perfect timing. Her tiny eyebrows furrow, as if the word feels strange on her tongue, and if Atsumu thought he was going to puke before, now the bile was actually rushing up his throat. Osamu cackles on the other end, his face red and body squirming as he laughs freely, hands even coming down to smack his leg. This, in turn, causes his niece to pick up Atsumu’s phone and look at her uncle, cooing happily at the sight.

“Oh my god, I needed that today, whew!” He wipes a tear from his eyes as Atsumu slowly brings the phone up to his face, still pale but only now because his child said her first word, and it was so far from the words he’d wanted her to say.

“Oh I’m so divorced-“

“Oh, you so are.”

“Uh… what do I gotta pay you to not tell my wife, your best friend and the love of my life about this?”

“Oh, trust me ‘Tsumu,” osamu begins with a sigh, grabbing his phone to head to the kitchen and make his twin his promised lunch. “There is not a thing you could pay me that could keep me quiet from this.”

“‘Samu please, be merciful, I don’t ask ya for much-“

“Okay, now that’s funny.”

Sure enough, just a minute later, his phone buzzes with a text from you, excitedly asking what your two year old’s first word was.

“OSAMU!”

“Osss…mu!”

“Oh now you start talking.”

bUt HuNtEr bIdEnS LaPtOp!

Magnets: I want to commit diamagnetic

“Volleyball will always be interesting!” – Kuroo, Tetsturou - Japan Volleyball Association Promotion Division

;) A last minute print made for FlameCon this weekend–I wanted to do something purely fun, a little chaotic and with little touches of love for the Haikyuu cast. If you’d like a copy come pick one up at Pub 10!

If neurotypicals are so good at picking up hints, why do they never seem to notice you leaning away when they try to touch you?

Mango sakaguchi

apparently no one was paying attention in middle school language arts when we learned what a fucking protagonist was

stomping on my phone like a cigarette

CLUB STUPID: [16: simp since first year]

next [17: feelings are stupid]

PAIRING - SUNA x FEM!READER

GENRE - crack + fluff and maybe some angst thrown in between

SYNOPSIS - Club Stupid, An anonymous podcast meant for the dumb and dumbest to send in unspoken and nonsensical thoughts about issues they face in their day to day lives and for Y/n to speak out and give her opinions and feelings. Normal feelings though, nothing romantic like how she thinks this lazy guy with questionable hair in the volleyball club is actually pretty cute

a/n: OUUU SHIT 😳 Suna been a simp for a while huh 😳 lmao if y’all thought I was gonna throw in some heavy angst then oops djjdjs WRONG STORY. But yaya the twins put their 1 shared brain cell together and figured it out 🤩

ALSO WE HIT 400!! wow we literally hit 300 a couples days ago ahhh that’s so crazy 🥺💘

also please answer this for me :) ty ily have a good night!!

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INDIRECTS.

summary : in which you & suna rintarō are table partners, now turned best friends, who are desperate for something more between each other & are cluelessly making indirect posts about each other without even knowing.

➸ 13 : promise.

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— a/n : gahh & this marks the end of indirects !! thank u sososo much to everyone who has been reading & supporting this smau, m super grateful for it all <3 it has been such a joy to read through all ur comments in each update ahhh. i hope uve enjoying reading indirects & i hope u cuties have an amazing day !!!! xx

— taglist (special kisses to u guys !! ilysm <3)

@elianetsantana @suhkusa @kenmaskunt @mint-mai @kaiagiorgi @nekomasbrain @sachirou-senpai @omibaby @witcherydotcom @melcooki @mirikusashes @spitfiretrash @stfucanunot @kellesvt @dekustowel @anngelllla @sadcosmicdoggie @anejuuuuoy @lovinnoya @chokeurmom @vicassa @empuwws @lunarspxce @imtheseventhchicken @rint4rous @littlesarah @atsumubabe @ukaisbaby @euphorin @keistays @keijibaka @rintarhoes @oikawatooruisking @4don1s @softistics @webworld @dae-kirei @peteunderoos @shizukusimp @tepjameme @aghasetzen @honeydrip @tobesisbb @bokutoichigo @stairscortana @bbymilkbread @agaashesmilktea @katsukiibitch @lalaland013 @whoreforsuna-alt @deimmortales99 @kageyamas-whore @sunasarchive @archivednikes

they're so silly

saiki comp ‼️‼️

Yaeka loves him so much bless her

/don't repost/

I think they should be fwiends 🌸

the drama needed to get Kirishima to celebrate his own birthday 🤦🏻‍♀️

“When we meet again, we’ll be friends right?” “If possible, I hope we don’t meet again.”

Their outfits! Ugh so cute

The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting, episode 2

“I can’t remember the last time I made a pinky promise.” “It feels nice to have something to look forward too.”

— The Yakuza’s Guide to Babysitting II S01E02

episode 1 ☆ the yakuza’s guide to babysitting

This is me rn.

Too good for the fridge, we’re framing this

“It’s always pretty scary wondering if something you do will make someone happy. I felt the same way at that open house. I was wondering if you’d be happy I showed up.”

𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋;

➵ kita shinsuke x f!reader ➵ contents: in which you start crushing on a stranger in a photo

it’s on a slow day when your curiosity finally gets the better of you. your cleaning had taken you close to the wall next to the cash register. it’s dotted with picture frames- celebrities, the boss’s brother, special occasions, the boss’s brother again. ever since you were hired not long ago, you’ve quickly learned to recognize who the regulars are. you’ve never seen anyone gulp down rice balls quite like miya atsumu does.

there’s one frame in particular that always catches your eye though, and you can’t count how many times your eyes have wandered to it. it’s not particularly eye-catching compared to the clientele that the wall boasts, but it’s unique in that it’s one of the few that wasn’t taken in the restaurant.

“what’re ya gapin’ at?”

Keep reading

Can I request crack headcannons for any of the boys who you h/c as someone who'd be scared of bugs with a s/o who isnt bothered by them and will pretend to throw captured bugs at them to freak them out? Sorry if it's too specific. Thanks for your time anyway!

THEY'RE AFRAID OF BUGS AND YOU PRETEND TO THROW ONE AT THEM

characters: asahi + atsumu + bokuto + nishinoya + (gn!reader)

warnings: none

notes: i was originally just gonna list the guys i thought would be afraid of bugs but i figured this would be more fun lol i could def do a part 2

★ asahi is honestly terrified of bugs. you will have this man so stressed, he is sweating and borderline about to tear up. his voice gets higher, eyes wider as he scoots back and raises his hands in front of him when he realizes what you're up to. "woah! now hold on a sec sweetheart. let's think about this..."

★ atsumu tries to play it cool but he's not fooling anybody. he's sitting there on the couch, arm stretched out across the back, one leg crossed over the other as he watches you curiously, a small smile on his face. "whatchya got there, hm?" you just shrug with a mischevious smile and he immediately straightens up, smile dropping from his face. his gaze shifts from your face to your closed hands and back and forth. and when you step closer and pretend to launch towards him, he makes a run for it, cursing you as he yelps once he realizes you're chasing him.

★ bokuto does not like bugs. he tries to say he doesn't mind them, but if one is at least a foot away from him? his fight or flight kicks in. he's all smiles and open arms when you approach him, positioning himself so you can sit on his lap. his arms encircle your waist as he smiles up at you, asking what you've got in your hands. when you open your hands a bit to show him, making a motion to throw it, he throws you off his lap with a yell that sounds a lot like a sob, scooting backwards and jumping over the arm of the couch. he puts his index fingers in front of him in the shape of a cross, as dramatic as ever. "stay back!"

★ nishinoya likes bugs...from a distance. he thinks they're gross tbh. he respects them, but barely. whenever there's a bug in the house, he'll yell for you to kill it, running behind you for protection. when you come up behind him when he's getting a snack from the fridge and say "boo!" he just smiles, turning around all smug, his voice fond, "you know you can't scare me like that babe." so you just shrug and open your hands, pretending to throw the bug at him when he sees it, and he literally yells like you've tried to murder him, tripping over his own feet and falling backwards, crawling backwards all clumsy until he can get up to run away.