Alcina Dimitrescu - Blog Posts

Got a BG3 A.U. for the RE8 women (also counts as DnD A.U.?)

Had to make do with modded presets but I've tried to pick out the ones that have similar vibes (I need a mod that adds their face models into BG3 lol)

May I present: Lady Alcina Dimitrescu in Baldur's Gate 3

I made her into a drow (she fits right in with the matriarchal culture) thrower barbarian (an elegant one, mind you -- it's for the furniture throwing), and if we use enlarge spell or elixir of colossus on her, she'd look much closer to her canonical height

I also made the Dimi daughters with hirelings, so here they are as well

Bela, gloomstalker assassin

She gives off the vibe of an elegant, efficient archer. Imagine her rolling her eyes while she cleans up after her sisters by finishing an enemy off from a distance

Cassandra, battlemaster fighter

Canonically, she hangs out in the armory and it's also implied that she's the best hunter/fighter among the three

Daniela, dual-wield swordsbard

I mean, she lingers at the library and has the flirtiest lines. All that, mixed with some martial skills, I think college of swords bard fits her quite well

And of course, Lady D's dream guardian, Miranda

The mothers are mothering

Look at these queens, casually chilling and serving (don't mind Orin, she's just having an eepy)

Miss D and the Pall Boys?

How about Miss D and her Slaying Girlsquad?

A shame women aren't real

But the gay obsession certainly is

Next up, Donna and Angie?

No because it's so dumb that Capcom decided to advertise her the most and then just toss her aside

It's frankly homophobic if you ask me...

Capcom:

They shut that shit down as soon as the game dropped T^T

Was watching WWDITS and this scene of Nadja screamed Alcina to me. Zero tolerance for tacky prints in her castle.

Love is in the castle window...

perfection

a face only a lesbian could love

enjoy the late night re8 shitpost, aka re8 characters as random pictures in my gallery as I spiral into madness (compulsory math)

Happy pride month!!

Y/N, interviewing Lady Dimitrescu:

Y/N: Have you ever harmed animals?

Alcina: No, I would never.

Y/N: Have you hit any children?

Alcina: No way.

Y/N: Have you insulted any elders?

Alcina: No, no, never.

Y/N: So you are a good soul?

Alcina: For sure.

Y/N: What is the worst thing you have done in your life?

Alcina: Murdering people.

since people are being homophobic on the gay app, let me remind you of what secret you unlock when you beat the game on Village of Shadows difficulty three times. Lady Dimitrescu has lesbian flags up in her castle, it’s not our fault y’all are just blind and deaf with her canonical distaste for men ✋

While on my half dragon kick, I decided to redraw an old drawing I did that was inspired by Old Addictions Die Hard, chapter 18

https://archiveofourown.org/works/31491437/chapters/82512904

She’s just a little gal

An older, wintry piece of this gorgeous lady ❄️🤍✨ Another drawing of Lady D from 2022 - Perhaps it's time for some new Alci art.. she's missed 🥺 Prints of this drawing are available on Etsy: A3 size A4 or 13x18cm sizes

Drawing this made me gayer

poor baby :(

thinking about her face after she exits the vanity room

everything reminds me of her