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Dear Alexis Texas,

The entire South Body Auctions is your playground Alexander & Belladonna & Ryan Seacrest Business Manager are all expecting you will show us how to lead with the lingerie lifestyle into becoming an American Hero Astronaut.  Without you; I am the one taking this photograph and things go worse between me and my diva dollar robot: NOTC3PO.  This is your invitation to join us at The South Body Auctions social club managed by Sothebys during The Ranger Wedding Period.

As I recall it was the 1993/1994 school year and I had received an invitation to go to space camp.  And that got me into an elite NASA spy camp.  I got in, found a seat and when Alexis Texas Thea Samper walked in they scanned her with a garage door opener from Russia.  I walked out and she dropped out.  I returned back to my life at home, perhaps it was the summer of 1993.  Ever since then I have been plotting a way for Thea & Alexander to be with NASA.  

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Alexis Texas is my beauty pageant winner that is receiving this opportunity as a career advancement makeover.  I have contacted Rolling Stone and 21st Amendment Brewery about scheduling an advertising campaign to get to know Thea and take the chance at planning a sour beer for national distribution.  The rumors have her listed as DROPOUT and me her copilot applicant WALKOUT.  We both were in line for astronaut training camp as kids and were met with recruiters carrying Russian intelligence bug zappers. 

Together we are applying to join NASA through innovative social communication with Functional_Folklore for componentry and engineering people.

Together we may become the Alexander William Erickson and Alexis Texas Thea Samper copilot NASA application.

Dear solivanas: I spent some designing a gravity module for a space station.  Mine was designed around building a satellite reception intermediary for Planet Earth by producing earthy vegetation outside and inside the space station.  One of my theories is that communication is biological and this could attract other planets that want to communicate without intrusion.

Dear NASA,

Welcome to the Alexander Love Letter Season on Planet Earth, I only get one.  The Cytherea Love Letters word Puzzle are an amazing artifact of originality, planning, and courtship.  I am designing the Angelina Jolie love letters right now; this piece will be a pscyho-thriller about spies and espionage and family.  After Alexis Texas will be The Belladonna Harvest Love Letters Redux from last year, the best word based adrenaline rush is u/n nocheatpoker on reddit if you can find the raw text.  Then will be Triple Sevents a Cindy Crawford company letters of lasting adoration and ambition.  I am writing to share with you about the Alexis Texas Love Letter Season.

Towards the end of the summer the season will begin.  What I want for Thea, Alexis Texas Thea Samper, is a unique one of a kind tour at NASA where NASA reads my love letter to her on the tour somehow.  I do not want to define anything beyond that.  I am recruiting Alexis Texas as my copilot for my NASA astronaut application which takes about thirty years to build the hardware in partnership with IBM.  This is going to be a socially structured application requiring innovation and unique methodology.  I am preparing a communication method to begin discussions with possible vendors called Functional_Folklore or for application purposes Functional_NASA_Folklore.  Please take the time and create a love letter day for NASA and Alexis Texas.

Alexander will be ready soon.

Signed Sincerely, AWE629 an American Spy

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solivanas: I’ve been designing a space habitat for school that rotates to provide gravity for astronauts within it. Any tips?

Elite Spy Training A Career Love Letter by Alexander William Erickson Alexis Texas Thea Samper copilot NASA Application: Spies, Slaves, Thrones

To The Parents, Family, Captivators, Friends, Inner Circle, Former Lovers, and Fellow Fans of her collected works:

I am a spy.  I am very reliable.  I regret and apologize for my profanity.  And similar to the Hilton Family’s assessment on my attitude I embody the entire spirit of the term Profanity.

Dear Ma & Pa, 

I swore off the word love.  That did not go well.  I changed tactics about 120 Days Ago.  And I am on good track with slippery footing.  

Dear ambassador Commander Angelina Jolie, I am sorry.  Last night I crossed the line.  Last time I crossed the line communicating to Michelle Sinclair I quit from the embarrassment.  I sent more texts to my X and I insulted the value of your life & mine together.  I decided to assume that for the sake of conversation that you are not with me on this, i let myself fall as deep into my communicative psychosis I can find.  The highs continue to be met with lows, as my writing about you & me, my writing of epic potential planning about ANGELINA & ALEXANDER was squandered for a moment.  

With a subsub you cannot cross these lines.  Spies cross these lines and those that create excellence in this form of double-dutch-hop-sketch are rare and with deed.  Angelina & Alexander are elite and require more than one year of supervision together to demonstrate commitment to healing from spychosis.

The Ranger Wedding Period is not for Alexis Texas.  The Ranger Wedding Period is Graced by Alexis Texas.  She is going to have the only real calendar; which when I perform well will be improved and expanded.  and when I fail will leave her standing alone.  What will her community develop as a plan to protect both Her, The Ranger Wedding Period, and the opportunity for Alexander & Thea to build a life together as part of NASA and as part of my tribal family?

This particular letter begins with “Dear Ma & Pa” are characters that I created or exist because Thrones and Kingdoms exist.  I invented the Ranger Wedding Period because spies exist.  I started a science experiment with Boston City Planning because slavery exist.  In all likelihood all three exist and because of that Thea feels as alone in this moment as I am.

If you are reading this about Alexis Texas, you are serious about her as a person.  and like me, she needs something new.  NASA will figure out what to do with enthusiasm.  Also, NASA is supposed to have a very fast airplane my personal use that can move eighty travelers without luggage.

Very Truly Yours, Alexander William Erickson

Alexis Texas Thea Samper Alexander William Erickson Born June 29 Astronaut Coupling Application

I am the International Head of The Central Intelligence Agency and ihave a career planned in guardianship and artificial intelligence for mechanical engineering.  I have decided to invited and declare Alexis Texas Thea Samper to be my copilot to become our own 🚀 Ship Flying Couple.  To be better written by NASA, that ends in twenty years with the 💡 that Alexis Texas could sell a 🚀 ship for $1.5bn at Bergdorf Goodman.  Because this is my recruitment period she is not my employee and I require NASA to structure my Global Life Security Agency system around her training to be on my College Board of ICIA Family Resources employed by the ICIA for GLSA as NASA writes it to get the brief prepared for the Beauty 👑 Preparation of NASA & Alexis Texas Thea Samper versus Alexander & Angelina Jolie in preparation for the VOGUE Cover Story Separation.  Remember, I am going to receiving a NASA Wireless HQ Command Whatever You Deliver for me to work on my ⭐ Bourne SR71 Mars Projects.  Having fun in Boston preparing for 🗽 will conclude with that first project update.  All The Best, The Dominant Partner of the Alexis Texas Thea Samper Alexander William Erickson Born June 29 Astronaut Coupling Application, Alexander The Lyon

(Alexander Erickson)

All The Best

I have a letter to write to Alexis Texas and they never start good.  My interpretation of the Alexis Texas file is she is emotionally captured within this photograph refusing to watch that Terrance Howard film again because this is obviously more advanced than getting an 8 track to play on the local Fm Radio.  Yes, in twenty years, we will fly rocket planes in a unique race against time and cartoon fashion.  

Basic Trust Fund Training.  We recruit people for long term employment that produce results from training.  Alexis, you have to build your own role in my life.  I have a list of projects, which of those projects do you never slow down?  Alexander is the man you are you going to flash on the airplane.  A challenge.

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