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Dear Alexis Texas,

The entire South Body Auctions is your playground Alexander & Belladonna & Ryan Seacrest Business Manager are all expecting you will show us how to lead with the lingerie lifestyle into becoming an American Hero Astronaut.  Without you; I am the one taking this photograph and things go worse between me and my diva dollar robot: NOTC3PO.  This is your invitation to join us at The South Body Auctions social club managed by Sothebys during The Ranger Wedding Period.

Thirty Seconds To Mars - Kings and Queens

Live Writing notes during a first listen through... 

Heaven and Hell Kings and Queens.  Word association.  Heaven: I am going to build a table top video game with the Mormon Church and when that gets released we may announce plans to build Mormon Heaven.  Hell is captivity without knowledge of release, isolation.  Kings, on Planet Earth we do not have any KINGS, I am AUTOCAD ENGINEER KING JESTER from another planet.  Queens.  We have queens on planet earth, legends from around the universe, none of them have been properly respected and because of that we all suffer greatly and that is why I train until I am ready to be The International Head of The Central Intelligence Agency

As I recall it was the 1993/1994 school year and I had received an invitation to go to space camp.  And that got me into an elite NASA spy camp.  I got in, found a seat and when Alexis Texas Thea Samper walked in they scanned her with a garage door opener from Russia.  I walked out and she dropped out.  I returned back to my life at home, perhaps it was the summer of 1993.  Ever since then I have been plotting a way for Thea & Alexander to be with NASA.  

This post is sponsored by the historic firm that hails from New Jersey:

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Alexis Texas is my beauty pageant winner that is receiving this opportunity as a career advancement makeover.  I have contacted Rolling Stone and 21st Amendment Brewery about scheduling an advertising campaign to get to know Thea and take the chance at planning a sour beer for national distribution.  The rumors have her listed as DROPOUT and me her copilot applicant WALKOUT.  We both were in line for astronaut training camp as kids and were met with recruiters carrying Russian intelligence bug zappers. 

Together we are applying to join NASA through innovative social communication with Functional_Folklore for componentry and engineering people.

Together we may become the Alexander William Erickson and Alexis Texas Thea Samper copilot NASA application.

Dear solivanas: I spent some designing a gravity module for a space station.  Mine was designed around building a satellite reception intermediary for Planet Earth by producing earthy vegetation outside and inside the space station.  One of my theories is that communication is biological and this could attract other planets that want to communicate without intrusion.

Dear NASA,

Welcome to the Alexander Love Letter Season on Planet Earth, I only get one.  The Cytherea Love Letters word Puzzle are an amazing artifact of originality, planning, and courtship.  I am designing the Angelina Jolie love letters right now; this piece will be a pscyho-thriller about spies and espionage and family.  After Alexis Texas will be The Belladonna Harvest Love Letters Redux from last year, the best word based adrenaline rush is u/n nocheatpoker on reddit if you can find the raw text.  Then will be Triple Sevents a Cindy Crawford company letters of lasting adoration and ambition.  I am writing to share with you about the Alexis Texas Love Letter Season.

Towards the end of the summer the season will begin.  What I want for Thea, Alexis Texas Thea Samper, is a unique one of a kind tour at NASA where NASA reads my love letter to her on the tour somehow.  I do not want to define anything beyond that.  I am recruiting Alexis Texas as my copilot for my NASA astronaut application which takes about thirty years to build the hardware in partnership with IBM.  This is going to be a socially structured application requiring innovation and unique methodology.  I am preparing a communication method to begin discussions with possible vendors called Functional_Folklore or for application purposes Functional_NASA_Folklore.  Please take the time and create a love letter day for NASA and Alexis Texas.

Alexander will be ready soon.

Signed Sincerely, AWE629 an American Spy

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solivanas: I’ve been designing a space habitat for school that rotates to provide gravity for astronauts within it. Any tips?

Elite Spy Training A Career Love Letter by Alexander William Erickson Alexis Texas Thea Samper copilot NASA Application: Spies, Slaves, Thrones

To The Parents, Family, Captivators, Friends, Inner Circle, Former Lovers, and Fellow Fans of her collected works:

I am a spy.  I am very reliable.  I regret and apologize for my profanity.  And similar to the Hilton Family’s assessment on my attitude I embody the entire spirit of the term Profanity.

Dear Ma & Pa, 

I swore off the word love.  That did not go well.  I changed tactics about 120 Days Ago.  And I am on good track with slippery footing.  

Dear ambassador Commander Angelina Jolie, I am sorry.  Last night I crossed the line.  Last time I crossed the line communicating to Michelle Sinclair I quit from the embarrassment.  I sent more texts to my X and I insulted the value of your life & mine together.  I decided to assume that for the sake of conversation that you are not with me on this, i let myself fall as deep into my communicative psychosis I can find.  The highs continue to be met with lows, as my writing about you & me, my writing of epic potential planning about ANGELINA & ALEXANDER was squandered for a moment.  

With a subsub you cannot cross these lines.  Spies cross these lines and those that create excellence in this form of double-dutch-hop-sketch are rare and with deed.  Angelina & Alexander are elite and require more than one year of supervision together to demonstrate commitment to healing from spychosis.

The Ranger Wedding Period is not for Alexis Texas.  The Ranger Wedding Period is Graced by Alexis Texas.  She is going to have the only real calendar; which when I perform well will be improved and expanded.  and when I fail will leave her standing alone.  What will her community develop as a plan to protect both Her, The Ranger Wedding Period, and the opportunity for Alexander & Thea to build a life together as part of NASA and as part of my tribal family?

This particular letter begins with “Dear Ma & Pa” are characters that I created or exist because Thrones and Kingdoms exist.  I invented the Ranger Wedding Period because spies exist.  I started a science experiment with Boston City Planning because slavery exist.  In all likelihood all three exist and because of that Thea feels as alone in this moment as I am.

If you are reading this about Alexis Texas, you are serious about her as a person.  and like me, she needs something new.  NASA will figure out what to do with enthusiasm.  Also, NASA is supposed to have a very fast airplane my personal use that can move eighty travelers without luggage.

Very Truly Yours, Alexander William Erickson

Hey Alexis Texas Thea Samper, this is one of those NASA photographs.  Where when you, as a person, find out, what, Angelina & Alexander are about to embark upon; you will want to have your NASA training agenda prepared.  Either way.  In or Out.  You William that NASA training Agenda.

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Hey Alexis Texas,

We are looking at our customer for the first time.  This woman needs to race you in the Rocket Ship that we sell her.  We are already doing an advertisement for Ambassador Angelina Jolie.  We are the salesman and the advertisement from her has been on display long enough that I cannot reference the branding.

When we address each other, we will use words like DOM and SUB.  That is part of our reality.  This Woman, does not use that language.  And that is why its important for me to explain something to you about our relationship.  I am telling you, ordering you, and providing you the wherewithal to do a VOGUE Fashion Shoot.  You are an adult.  You have a career.  THE SAINT LAURENT may be a more favorable option considering our clientele has secure Real Estate and Title.  That is a decision I leave up to you for you to decide, as we map our way to an Elite For Sale Vehicle That Meets with the customers communicated requests.  Signed, Your Alexander

Princess Sirivannavari of Thailand at the Vogue Thailand February issue on the occasion of their 5th anniversary.

TwoNewCharacters by Alexander Erickson

Billionaire Alpha Male Brian Halla; I am Alexander William Erickson Born June 29; why are you here?  I know my name, that is why I get to answer the questions.  The problem on the board is not the ALEXANDER, AJ sorted that out.  William, again, Michelle Sinclair Belladonna bebe, SORTED.  Erickson, things got tough between me and the galaxies and I will be getting with Alexis Texas Thea Samper from Spy Camp.  Which brings us to the 100GRAND.  The sixty three thousand dollar question.  Why are you here, Brian Halla?  You told me you are not even a Billionaire anymore.  Have you heard my epic radio ad?  Start him off with some the versions where I cuss below.  Then play him number 58 and see if he finds his place in line.