And A Good Enrichment Exercise For The Hackers - Blog Posts

the clone wars bounty hunter obi wan kenobi there's a fierce competition between battalions about whose general is the most expensive which is great fun for the clones and a good enrichment exercise for the hackers gotta dig into the separatist databases to find all this yanno? anyway anakin mace and yoda have the highest until word reaches obi wan in a quiet moment between campaigns (codywan pillowtalk) and obi wan smiles indulgently and asks if they're just counting bounties set by the separatists or if previously held bounties still count honestly it hadn't quite registered to the clones that jedi would. have? bounties on their heads? bc they're JEDI aside from the war they're calm compassionate somewhat sad angelic beings so the 212th is consulted and after much consideration they say yes ok we'll count past bounties and obi wan who will deny until his death that he already competes with anakin and quinlan for who has the highest price on their head puts THIS SHIT up with the most serene most shit eating smile ever beheld in the galaxy 52365000 credits 52 MILLION 326 THOUSAND GALACTIC CREDITS sIR?????? WhAT??????? crimes include terrorism piracy murder treason sabotage theft arson massive property damage destruction of military assets orchestrating a planet-wide slave rebellion and many many war crimes highlights include being accused of child endangerment whilst fighting as a child soldier being accused of 'theft of live goods' aka freeing slaves directly beneath a holo of him wearing a slave's explosive collar being described as 'having jedi abilities' committing so many war crimes that the terrorism reads like an afterthought making such a nuisance of himself during a civil war that both sides clubbed together to write a mutual bounty 25 years later two warring crime syndicates also did exactly the same thing