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7 months ago

Swifties need to embrace the true light

The light of the lamb, conduit to great power and promised liberator of the one who waits below.

headline from The Onion: "Cult Leader Not Even Charismatic"
accompanied by picture of Taylor Swift

Y'ALL 😭😭😭

Baffled by the woman’s sway over her millions of acolytes, sources confirmed Monday that local cult leader Taylor Swift, 34, was not even charismatic. “Typically, the cult leaders I study are highly persuasive individuals with magnetic personalities—Ms. Swift, however, presents a unique case,” said cult expert and psychologist Professor Marion Douglass, who called it “bizarre” that so many young, impressionable women had pledged their devotion to the artist when there were so many other personalities out there who were leagues more magnetic. “She’s managed to amass these so-called Swifties without a drop of charm. It can’t be her doctrine they’re drawn to, because that is not particularly inspiring either. We know these followers would kill for her, but the question is, why?” Douglass went on to hypothesize that perhaps Swift was blackmailing her followers with sordid details of their personal lives she had obtained through fan letters.
Cult Leader Not Even Charismatic
The Onion
NEW YORK—Baffled by the woman’s sway over her millions of acolytes, sources confirmed Monday that local cult leader Taylor Swift, 34, was no

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1 year ago

Agreed. I really wanted her to say something coz she of all people know the impact online harassment can have on a person's mental health considering she faced it herself at a point in her life. So her silence on the whole thing sort of ruined her for me.

mishtygirlcat - Girl Cat

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1 year ago

I swear I find it so annoying when ppl are like 'you can't expect Taylor not to write about her exes, she always has and all songwriters do. She's the only who gets called out blah blah blah'. It's not about the song writing on it's on. If she wrote about Joe and then never said anything or even gave one interview on what the album was about then left it then whatever. But it's the whole production, the Easter eggs for her fans, the digs through the album title, announcing the break up on her new racist boo's birthday, the getting her friends to mass unfollow, allowing them to shade Joe online, trying to act like Joe wouldn't let her out the front door when etc. she doesn't write these albums to express herself or to process relationships, she writes them for revenge and to try and harass her exes.

exactly


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2 years ago

How is this even a question?? The answer is fucking obvious

sza would beat her up

Sza Would Beat Her Up

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