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Bingqiu fic where Luo Binghe works in a shitty cafe and Shen Yuan is a frequent visitor. When Luo Binghe isn’t on shift the food tastes like ass and none of the cleaning gets done, so he memorizes his shifts (like a normal person, Airplane, that’s not creepy why are you looking at him like that)
They flirt back and forth (at least Binghe thinks so) and Luo Binghe quickly becomes enamored with the cute guy with glasses and an obsession with bad novels.
Luo Binghe keeps dropping hints, and asks him if he’s single. Shen Yuan says yeah, of course he is.
Alright… but… Luo Binghe’s getting mixed signals.
If Shen Yuan is so single why does he keep bringing a harem into the cafe??
No, Shen Yuan, it’s not just a study session when Liu Qingge keeps staring at you from across the table like he wants to marry you!!!
No, Shen Yuan, it’s not just a ‘catch up with old friends’ when Yue Qingyuan keeps asking you if you want to share a milkshake and insists on spoon feeding you bites of his dishes!!
NO, SHEN YUAN, it’s NOT just a ‘causal hangout’ with Shang Qinghua. Why does he keep clinging on to you and calling you personal nicknames??
Luo Binghe is dying while he tries to keep up his facade of customer service afloat.
Scenes include: giving Shang Qinghua the wrong order 108284 times, ‘accidentally’ spilling coffee on Yue Qingyuan and giving Liu Qingge half burned food.
Shen Yuan is very confused at why his favorite cafe’s quality is suddenly going down in quality. Binghe… are you feeling alright?? Why do you seem so jealous of these people?? It’s not like he’s gay or something.