Anyone Who Does Learn/figure Out That The Waynes Are Actually The Bats - Blog Posts

freefallintothevoid

11 months ago

I believe in my heart of hearts that the Lego Batman movie exists in DC and that it was created by the batfamily as a way to throw off the conspiracy theorists

Maybe the superhero forums were getting too close to realizing their identities again. maybe one of their injuries had accidentally gotten spotted by the paparazzi. maybe they were just running out of plausible alibis. maybe they just wanted to be funny.

Bruce gave the world the "do the butts match" meme. His children give the world a cinematic masterpiece.

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batfam batman my posts dick grayson bruce wayne dc robin dc comics batfamily dc jason todd dcu robin dc universe alfred pennyworth jason voices the Joker and does his damn best to ridicule the guy with every line he records its therapeutic tim and Stephanie rock-paper-scissors to see who voices Lego!Dick Grayon Dick's batman impression leaves everyone rolling Alfred is the only one who voices himself the batman outfit complation scene is literally just Bruce in the worst ebay cosplays they could find every superhero watching looses their collective shit when they watch the movie for the first time Hal and Oliver alone watch it religiously for like a month straight anyone who does learn/figure out that the Waynes are actually the Bats has to come to terms with the realization that one of the most iconic animated movies of all time is a psych op countermeasure to maintain their identies and that it actually WORKED

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