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Weezered but destiny

you can blame @dredgen-dumbass and @prince--esque for this fucking thing existing.

SOUND ON OR THE JOKE DOES NOT LAND

Hypothetically....if one was, I dunno messing around with upgrades for Thier ship which accidentally caused, some minor, "explosive results", how bad would be the consequences?

Crow?... don't be mad....but there may be a tiny, just a tiny, microscopic issue in the hanger

His hat is visible kinda burning

Crow glances to his hat then his face

I have a feeling microscopic is going to be very ...on fire

Awkward Situations

Crow walks in

Crow: Guardian, I need you to-

MJ-2 wearing the Prodical Armour set aka Uldren's armour

Crow:... how and why do you have that

MJ-2:......found it.....

Crow: that doesn't answer my second question... Why

MJ-2:.... because......why not...and it's cool?

Crow:...that was the armour I was shot in...it even has the bullet hole...

MJ-2.:....ummm

Crow: where did you even.....did you....

MJ-2: strip it off your dead body, no of course not

Crow: thank the traveller-

MJ-2: I found it in a crate after your body was taken for your funeral

Crow:.....I am beginning to grow concerned about your mental state....

MJ-2: I thought the armour made from scorn and hive would trigger that....Or hell even the Armour made from the Vex .... just wearing enemies while we eliminate the rest

Crow:.....

Crow takes a few steps back

MJ-2: so ....what did you need?

Crow holding a mission to fight scorn

Crow:..umm it's nothing I'll give it to someone else

MJ-2: Okie dokie

Thanks and at least I gave them a piece of the best gear I had stored away as a prize for making it out

MJ-2: heeeyyy Crow...umm small hypothetical question..if I decided to train some new lights and hypothetically ended up giving them some serious trauma....how much trouble would I be in?

When you say...serious trauma...

You're going to need to elaborate

Understood Crow, probably should keep them on a shallow before they take a dive into the deep end

MJ-2: heeeyyy Crow...umm small hypothetical question..if I decided to train some new lights and hypothetically ended up giving them some serious trauma....how much trouble would I be in?

When you say...serious trauma...

You're going to need to elaborate

Queens: .. Don't...He already carries 8 of them on his person....we don't need another one Guardian

MJ-2: but... Handcannon

Queens:...No

Not long now before...

Squints at his notes

Santa-cayde is coming to town...

What are you guardians hoping he brings you this Dawning?

A shiny new handcannon.... never can have one too many

Not long now before...

Squints at his notes

Santa-cayde is coming to town...

What are you guardians hoping he brings you this Dawning?

Hypothetically I may took them to the pale heart ... cause I thought Why not train in the heart of where our light came from..,we kinda got separated and they got lost in one of those nightmare/memory tunnels....like the ones you and zavala experienced….and hypothetically ...saw some of past events from a certain someone's memory....and hypothetically....they may have been forced to survive some of the older battles..... like maybe a few tormentors.... few scorn abominations and hypothetically....a projection of Savathûn.....

MJ-2: heeeyyy Crow...umm small hypothetical question..if I decided to train some new lights and hypothetically ended up giving them some serious trauma....how much trouble would I be in?

When you say...serious trauma...

You're going to need to elaborate

Pretty sure I got enough for 3 per person

Afternoon tea:

I have an influx of Biscotti, and I would hate the hard work of those who made them to go to waste. So I'm organising a get-together.

Come to my office and there will be tea supplied by Ikora and sweet treats.

Bring your own chair, all welcome

Are waffles allowed?

Cause I got bored and made waffles...and I think I made too many

Afternoon tea:

I have an influx of Biscotti, and I would hate the hard work of those who made them to go to waste. So I'm organising a get-together.

Come to my office and there will be tea supplied by Ikora and sweet treats.

Bring your own chair, all welcome

Welp better than Steel scraps or Rock tablets.....or pieces of the hive

Rufus: I told her that if she didn't submit today's report to @crow-the-hunter-vanguard on time, she would never be allowed to patrol Ness again. So she writes a report on this giant fern leaf.