Astrid Hofferson-haddock - Blog Posts

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The Derry Girls/Dragons crossover we need

Hiccup: Thank you guys for being here during this trying time. It's just so sad to think that he's gone...

Snotlout: You thought he was a dick.

Hiccup: I did not!

Tuffnut: I definitely heard you call him a dick.

Ruffnut: So did I.

Heather: Not to interrupt, but everyone does see the dead body in the room, right?

Astrid: It's just Mildew, Heather.

Heather: It's Mildew's corpse. It's Mildew's dead corpse.

Fishlegs: What were you expecting? It's his wake. Haven't you ever seen a dead body before?

Heather: Of course not!

Snotlout: Thor, the Berserkers are weird.

Ruffnut: You can touch his face if you want.

Heather: I don't want - why would I want?!

Ruffnut: It's nice.

Heather: Stop it! Stop touching Mildew's dead corpse!

Astrid: Calm down Heather, we're all going be one some day.

Heather: Oh, thanks, Astrid! Yeah, that's helped!

Snotlout: It really makes you think, doesn't it? Death... makes you want to do everything... and try everything...

Fishlegs: What's going on, Snotlout?

Snotlout: Want to see something class? *pulls out a box of scones*

Astrid: Scones?

Snotlout: Aye.

Astrid: What's so class about scones?

Tuffnut: Scones are lovely.

Fishlegs: Aye, I like scones!

Snotlout: These aren't just any old scones. These are funny scones.

Ruffnut: They do look like a crack-up, to be fair.

Fishlegs: They're drug scones! He's put the drugs in the scones!

Snotlout: Too fucking right I have. I wanted to do brownies, but this was the only recipe my ma had. Besides, everyone knows drugs aren't illegal when you put them into food.

Hiccup: Is that right? I don't think that's right.

Mrs Ingerman: *entering* Any cups up here? *snatches the box of scones* I'll take those downstairs. *leaves*

Hiccup:

Astrid:

Tuffnut:

Fishlegs:

Ruffnut:

Heather:

Snotlout: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!