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A Cautionary Tale
JANIS
Last year, there were some situations
There was some pretty bad behaviour
People died
DAMIAN
No one died
JANIS
You’ll hear some different explanations
But we were there
Our story’s verified
DAMIAN
So we will now relay to you
The incidents that we lived through
The puppets are all Janis, let’s be clear
JANIS
True
DAMIAN
The storming off
JANIS
The puppet wars
DAMIAN
The way we learned to not be jerks
JANIS/DAMIAN
The cautionary tale that happened
Here
WOMEN
Ho oh, ohh,
Hi-yya, hi-yya,
MEN
Ohh Ohh Ohh Ohh
Hi-yya, hi-yya,
JANIS
Our story begins across the globe where a young girl lived with her parents in Africa.
DAMIAN
Africa… Africa….
Lyrics by me! Since no one seems to have written then in the ENTIRE INTERNET, I decided to write them myself, specifically for the Opening Night in DC on October 31 2017. I plan on doing every song, but there’s a lot of lines I can’t figure out, so I would really appreciate if you want to help. I also want to write versions for other show audios. I want this to be as accurate as possible, so if you have any tiny correction or suggestion you can tell me, and I’ll edit this.