Because Of Woke - Blog Posts

friday-is-unfunny

6 months ago

If Hitchhiker's Guide was WOKE!!!!!!!

The Hitchhiker's GAY to the GAYlaxy

Arthur DEInt

aFORDable Housing Prefect

THEYphod SHEblebrox

Trillian is exactly the same but she actually has a role in the story and keeps her book-accurate appearance

Marvin the Paranoid ANDROGYNE

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/j feel free to add more hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy hhgttg hitchhikers guide h2g2 i hope elon musk sees this and cries i kinda ran out of pun ideas so it's shorter than i would've liked also forgot to add that forthur is now canon hhgg because of woke

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foster-ya

7 months ago

you cant even begin poems with "i will sodomise and facef uck you" anymore. because of woke .

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DAMN... WHAT THE FUCK because of woke excuse moi they don’t teach this shit in school

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jin-jamm-desu

9 months ago

Me reading books about gay people and getting flustered when the subtext homoeroticism becomes Front Text In Plain Sight Homoeroticism™

I don't listen to MCR btw

my chemical homoerotic subtext

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my post scene emo mcr gerard way my chemical romance three cheers for sweet revenge danger days frank iero bullets mikey way ray toro black parade because of woke

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introverted-attention-whore

9 months ago

Stand proud, yuo can cook

Accidentally started writing a Donald x Biden fanfic (edit: UPDATE POSTED ON MY ACC)

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because of woke couldn't even see how the fic ends

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