Bill Dickey - Blog Posts

I had a dream that there was a new release of merchandise for Osomatsu san and Eltingville and that they got cute Tomogatchi's but they all were outrageously expensive and I spent a few hundred on all of them and made myself broke.

Bill Dickey and guitarist reader

Entranced By Strings || Bill D.

PAIRING — Bill Dickey x GN! Reader

WARNINGS — Weird humor?? Bullying between friends

SUMMARY — Bill and you hang out at your house and he finds out you play guitar. He doesn't seem to care though but he does??

A/N — I hate this stupid ugly freak I need him publicly executed

You hummed softly to a song that was playing from your CD player, whilst you were cleaning up your bedroom. Wiping down your desk, making your bed, even rearranging your figures and such, getting ready to see your "friend", Bill.

You like to call him your friend but you would NEVER dare to say it to his face, not wanting to accept the fact that you actually kinda liked having him around, even if he was a dick 99.9% of the time. How did you even get him to come over? He HATED your guts. (At least he seemed too.) Maybe if you guys hung out he wouldn't hate you as much? (You didn't understand the logic behind your thinking but eh.) You decided to not question it any longer.

Suddenly, you heard a few knocks at your front door, immediately running to get the door. "Hey Bill." "Heyy-" Bill spoke, extending his greeting when he was met eye to eye with your dog (for this story you have a dog that looks like it's on its last day).

"God that things ugly, looks like The Joker fucked a dog and had a mutated fetus." "Be nice you know she's old!" You said, defending your old dog, knowing they didn't look as young as they used to anymore. Both of you walked to your room. You closed the door behind Bill as he made himself comfortable, kicking off his shoes and laying on your bed as if it was his own.

You jumped onto your bed, grabbing your guitar that was leaned up against your wall, near your bedside table. "When the hell did you play guitar?" Bill questioned, looking confused when he saw you holding the metal/wood instrument (your choice.) "I told you, I've been playing since I was like 8."

"I don't pay attention to half the stuff you say. I bet you suck at it too." He spoke, uttering that last part under his breath, afraid you might chuck your guitar at his head. "I can still hear you, pizza face." You could see him basically seething from the corner of your eye as you began to strum the strings of your guitar to a familiar tune that you had memorized. The Batman theme song that Bill had forced you to listen to when watching movies at his house over and over and over again.

You knew Bill didn't listen to music all that much but you still hoped that he would appreciate the dedication to you listening to him when talking about his interests.

Bill stared at your fingers as they strummed from one string to another, placing your fingers on the frets needed to play the little song. He would hate to admit it but he was kinda impressed, not because of your playing, but because of how you looked, focusing on playing the right notes, squinting your eyes to make sure you remembered the notes.

"♪ ♫ ♩ ♩ ♬..."

You stared at the strings of your guitar before looking back up at Bill's acne scared face. There was a long silence as you and Bill looked at each other before Bill busted out laughing. "What's so funny?" You spoke, looking almost insulted by him laughing at your playing.

"You looked like you were focused on shitting yourself." He laughed out, his laugh bouncing off your walls. "You don't take anything I say seriously do you?" You said in a fake agitated tone, all while pushing his glasses back to the bridge of his nose.

"You know I don't."

➥ I am so sorry this is super short and out of character please forgive me 😭🙏🙏

Valentine’s Day with the boys

Be My Valentine? || EVC Boys

PAIRING(S) — Eltingville Club Boys

WARNINGS — None

SUMMARY — Spending valentines day with these losers (i hope they explode/pos)

A/N — I know I posted yesterday but I just realized it's valentines day and I got this request so perfect timing!!

♡ Bill Dickey most likely forgot all about the holiday and bluntly told you so. He does the bare minimum, getting you candy (most likely melted/expired), a balloon that's slowly deflating, and a single flower that is slowly dying from lack of water. (At least he tried). He doesn't put in a lot (any) of effort but you still try to enjoy the small things he did for you.

"Thanks bill."

"Yeah, yeah. Happy Valentines day or whatever."

♡ Jerry Strokes has no idea what to give you. (He's not around any girls, cut him some slack.) He may have his mom help him get stuff for you (She's probably convinced that you're not real or you're dating him out of pity but she keeps that to herself.) He (his mom) gets you a small scented candle, some candy, and a balloon. He tries to act calmly giving you your gifts. (You already know his mom helped him.)

"Sorry I took so long my mo- I mean I was getting your stuff."

"Thanks Jer, this was really sweet of you."

♡ Pete Dinunzio got you one of those cheesy horror Valentine's Day cards, instantly regretted buying you it, and just ended up getting you a DVD of a horror movie he had planned to watch with you. He also got you a (knock off, which in his defense he didn't know was a knock off until he got home and really looked at it) plushie from a movie he had made you watch, which you said you enjoyed.

"I also got you a card but I uh..I lost it." (liar)

"That's okay I'm surprised you actually bought me something, thanks Pete."

♡ Josh Levy got you a tee-shirt from one of your fav movies or shows (or one of your interests). He also took you out to Burger Moat. However, you guys ended up leaving immediately without paying because the rest of the club just so happened to also be there while you guys were there. Not because of you he just feels insecure standing next to you because you could do so much better and they wouldn't have helped how he was feeling. You guys ended up going back to his house and watching a movie of his/your choice and ended up falling asleep during it.

"Zzz..."

"Zzzz..."

➥ Happy Valentine's Day!!

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME SOME ELTINGVILLE CLUB SUGGESTIONS PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏

I'm back again, today I had English class!! So that means I could sketch without a care in the world super duper happy yippee!! :3c

I’d want to make stuff for how the other characters would be if they were “redeemed”. Also this is my first time drawing the members as guys lol

PROSHIP DNI

I’ve been wondering if anyone’s done any redemption au’s for the other members in eltingville- like if it were Pete, bill, or Josh instead of Jerry. How would Jerry act if he never changed? What ways do the redeeming character differs from the true outcome? Obviously I don’t think Mandy( or is it Mandi?) would be dating anyone but Jerry in separate outcomes- especially if Jerry stayed the same.

I guess the burning would have to be where each member starts having an epiphany ( though I’d like to think that even a redeemable Pete and bill would do so later on).

PROSHIP DNI!!! (I know this comes off as annoying)

Anyway- another sketch dump of the lesboville club, but during the epilogue! I’d like to have a more consistent style lol. I’m not certain on Pete’s hair tho- but a buzz makes the most sense

* this is a ramble about the fem eltingville club and is not art related. Sorry if sentences don’t make sense, I just wrote what I was thinking fast lol*

Since I like the idea of the eltingville club being girls, I’ve been thinking of the epilogue- esp for Pete( I’m not changing the names to “fem” ones, not interested). Yeah, women can be disgusting for their own reasons that have nothing to do with misogyny- but when it comes to the p*rn industry, Pete is a double-sided blade y’know. Yes, she would still use mofo to pick up vulnerable girls, but it’s a bit more sinister in my own idea as I think that the girls going into mofo would think they are safe with Pete. Whether Pete is aware of it or not, she does not try to understand the exploitation the women are going through. These women will only realize that Pete is terrible when they try to get her to report against one of the men of mofo- which Pete would brush off as “ well he’s a good guy…you signed up for this….its your fault”. Pete, along with Josh and bill( this is the epilogue, so Jerry was able to overcome her internalized misogyny/ sexist beliefs) do not align themselves with the struggles that women go through. They still strive for male validation- and with Pete mostly having brothers, she does not allow herself to be seen as “girly”. The double sided blade part comes into the disrespectful comments that the men she works with make at her dispense. The men only see her as an object and don’t care if she is like them. I could see Pete being jaded to the hardcore stuff that mofo produces, mostly due to her not wanting to be seen as “sensitive” or “bitchy”. She wants to be seen as the “cool girl” who’s okay w/ extreme gore and r*pe of women, even when the plot is crap. She was most likely hired not only for her knowing multiple horror porn films, but also due to her being entertaining to butchie. I can imagine her going home after working very drained with dealing with people who do not respect her, and most likely knows that she is there just so the men can bring in more girls.

As for Josh and bill, they are more likely the same as their masc counterparts, but I believe that bill would be an hardcore incel (wait so no difference HA)( I hate the term femcel) who’s closeted. I could see Josh also on the incel pathway, but not as much as bill. In general, Josh is the second most redeemable and can change for the better like Jerry has.

As for Jerry, exactly the same- just as an open lesbian ( shocker I know coming from me). I don’t see her as becoming very feminine, but is more so comfortable. In terms of how comfortable the club is with their sexuality- they all know they are attracted to girls. Pete and Jerry being the most open about it in the epilogue ( Pete being objectifying since before due to the content she consumed ), Josh being quiet about it due to feeling like no one can find her attractive, and bill being outwardly homophobic to distract from the fact that she ogles at the women at cons or wherever. They all (Jerry when she was younger) are okay making raunchy comments towards women due to not being seen as serious by others and through roleplay.

* lesbian part is a hc for the girls* *a hc for a hc*

Prob been done before, prob been done better

Big fan of @dyellogin Gen Z AU

NOT TRUE BILL!

Posts this and runs away!!

Was Re-watching all saints street and I couldn't help myself from making something low qual. sorry

Electric chair