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This post was brought to you by a real conversation I had with my dad.
(At a gala after Sam dragged Danny along)
Danny: I’m trying to watch my weight so I did the math on my calories and I was able to eat 6 slices of pizza!
Tim:…. What exactly did your calorie app say when you did the math?
Danny: That a quarter of a pizza is 340 calories! So I ate 6 slices since I only had 400 calories left for the day.
Tim: Danny- that’s not- 6 slices is three quarters of a pizza. Not one.
Danny: What do you mean….
Tim: Half of an 8 slice pizza is 4. And half of half is a quarter which leaves you with two. One quarter would have been 2 slices. You ate 3 times that much.
Danny: Oh- so I overate.
Tim: Yeah.
Danny: I honestly coulda ate the whole pizza.
Jason and Sam are dying in the corner overhearing the conversation and Bruce is staring at Danny a little too intently and it’s making Dick nervous he might end up with another brother.