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For your consideration
We sad
Sometimes i forget that
•tj and amber aren’t actually siblings
•andi is not confirmed to be pan
•Tj, Marty, and Jonah haven’t met and aren’t actually an iconic trio
•jonah’s not aro/ace
•amber is not a confirmed lesbian
•platonic tandi aren’t best friends
It’s going to be the exact same so I’m here for this
this is my plan
if worst comes to worst we can print of masks of each character and make a season 4 ourselves.
TJ’s Plan
Marty: TJ, man, He is just eating lunch, stop staring!
TJ: I’m not staring at him! I’m obviously looking at his lunch, it looks... well cooked
Marty: I guess that explains the drooling... C’mon man! Ask him out already!
TJ: I will! I swear... I have everything planned and timed perfectly so the chances of being rejected are minimum!
Marty: Hurry up then, because I can not take more of this longing looks of yours, it’s creepy!
TJ: Ok first, It’s not supposed to be creepy, it’s romantic... And second, everything is part of my well thought “5 year plan to win Cyrus Goodman’s Heart”, you know, with genuine compliments, nice gestures...
Marty, exasperated: 5 YEARS!? Well if that’s the case you better start looking for my replacement too... I’m putting my 2 weeks notice, I quit as your best fri...
TJ, frantically: Shhhhh!! Shhhhh! He’s walking this way!!... Hi Cy! Looking good, nice shirt! Where did you get it?
Cyrus, confused: at the mall, last week... you helped me pick it out, remember?
TJ, panicking a little: Right!! Just making sure... your memory works... properly (gulps)
Marty, in a whisper: Make that a 7 year plan...
Cyrus, ignoring the confusing comment: Teej, Can I ask you something??
TJ, with a goofy smile after hearing the nickname: Anything... anytime, anywhere!
Marty back-patting TJ: Ok buddy, he gets it, should we add another 3??...
Cyrus, nervous but determined: I’ve noticed the way you’ve been looking at me lately and... well... are you ever gonna ask me out?? I’m kind of getting impacient over here...
TJ, surprised, overwhelmed and excited: YES!! Yes!! You! ... Me!!... Date! Yes!!
Cyrus, walking backwards, big grin on his face: Cool!, gotta go, but call me later with the details??
TJ: Yes!! Details for our DATE... yes!!
Marty: What just happened??
TJ, dumbfounded, looking at Cyrus walking away: It worked... my plan worked... and it took less time than expected, I should write a book...
Marty, shocked: Oh my God., it worked... Hey Buffy!! NICE SHIRT!!!
photos jonah took of his friends at andi’s party (including a couple after buffy and andi fell asleep)
GHC! ... I’m not crying, you are...
Cloud-watching
The GHC plus TJ and Amber at the park, lying on the grass, looking for shapes in the clouds:
Amber: A cup of coffee! That one is definitely a cup of coffe!
Andi, with a teasing tone: How do you know that’s a cup of coffee? It could be tea, or just hot water
Amber: Ok first, I’m a waitress, I know a cup of coffee when I see one. And second, don’t get technical on me, you evil cutie...
Cyrus: A T-Rex! Look at the little arms!
TJ, excited and pointing up: Cy! That one looks just like your birthmark! with the little pointy edge and everything!
Buffy, sitting up immediately and looking at Cyrus with a piercing gaze: Cyrus... can you explain why TJ knows the exact shape of your birthmark?!
Cyrus, nervous: I... It... It’s not what you think!
Buffy, protective friend mode on: KIPPEN! YOU ARE SOOO DEAD!!!
TJ, already up, scared look and hands up defensively: Buffy please, we can explain!!
Amber whispering to Andi: I don’t get it, Why is this a big deal??
Andi, amused, looking at the show in front of her: His birthmark is on his ribcage
Amber: And?
Andi: And nobody has seen Cyrus without a shirt, ever!!
TJ, already running: It was great while it lasted right underdog!?? 9 days and almost 11 hours!!
Buffy, chasing him: I TRUSTED YOU WITH MY BEST FRIEND!!
Cyrus, out of breath, running behind them: BUFFY WAIT! ...MY MOM ...SHOWED HIM ...MY BABY PICTURES! ...I SWEAR!
Andi: Amber look! That cloud looks like a heart! Awwww!