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Swapfell Papyrus AKA Cash headcanons and thoughts

Tws: none! Just cash being a meanie.

Cash treats you like a cat. It's both kind of funny and so, so annoying. For example :

You can't yawn around him. He's so quick to stick a finger in your mouth, even when you try and block it he manages to disrupt your yawn by moving you around.

Often times, he comes up behind you, even when you don't need any help in the kitchen and picks you up. By the armpits too. This is especially a habit if you're being firm with him, having to look up at him, so he brings you to his height and laughs at you struggling to kick around before just slumping and glaring at him in his hands.

It's either that or he bends down to his knees and stares at you with a grin, only acknowledging that he's being a dickhead with puns and a wide, pointy smirk. As you pause mid way through your angry sentence to stare in disbelief at him.

"You motherfucker."

"Wha?"

"You know 'what', you fucker."

"No clue whatcha' on 'bout.."

He also coos at you. Way too often. He passes it off as getting cute ness aggression. He smooshes your face together and shakes you around, not too harshly just really heavy handedly. He pets you by placing a hand at your forehead and sliding it down to your back. Rinse and repeat.

You noticed he likes squishing you. Not like a fidget toy but enough to raise an eyebrow at him. Typically raises his hands to squish and un-squish your arms and torso. Something about the body tensing up and down that makes him laugh.

He likes imagining you as an annoyed animal. Always swishing your tail and side eyeing him but not totally pushing him away. He could practically see the puffed up tail on you now! Maybe even a pair of ears that are pinned back in annoyance. Gah! He just needs to shake you around, flexing and un-flexing his hands he reaches over and starts to slide a hand down you as you groan at him to stop.

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