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all over again.

continuation of the fatherhood series, original post here

familiar feeling, fatherhood

Karl remembered

My C!MCYT headcannons pt. 2

Heyyyy I remembered I actually can post shit on Tumblr and I promised a part 2 so here it is please enjoy! Please note this is all my own opinion and that I apologize if you dislike them, I may change certain aspects of already created lore and some parts of Minecraft as a whole to fit my ideals better.

TWs: cursing, death, mentioned witchcraft (????), death, “accounting” (Wil said Sally was an accountant and we all know what that truly means), possession, abandonment, trauma (ig?)

- witchdoctorponkwitchdoctorponkwitchdoctorponk- Ponk is a doctor in the SMP (I can’t remember if this is cannon or nah but it is in this reality) when someone gets hurt on the SMP they usually go to him, but because most medicines and such in Minecraft are y’know potions he knows his way around them and as a joke people call Ponk a witch-doctor.  He’ll give people all kinds of neat potions and such to help them recover faster or ease pain, and since to make the complicated potions needed for his lien of work he ends up falling into the hole of witchcraft.

- Charlie knows more than he lets on, he’s been around for thousands of years- and is the same age if not older than Philza (who I hc to be almost 33,000+ years old).  He’s definitely seen some shit, he just may not want to reveal or accept what he’s seen, because of this he puts on the mask of knowing little about the world to shield not only himself but also those he cares about from the horrors he’s seen through the years.

- I am in support of Demon Sapnap, he’s like a hybrid of whatever tf Bad is and to me it just makes more sense that a demon would adopt another demon.

- “if Bad adopted Sapnap would he count as a dilf?” “Ace shut your mouth.”

- (After being reminded of Puffy’s boundaries, I am changing this to only speak of my dad!Schlatt and son!Tubbo theory) Tubbo is Schlatt’s son, or at the very least we think he is, for my headcannons I’m just saying they are.  Tubbo’s mom I’d assume was either human or some other horned hybrid (probably another sheep hybrid) but due to Schlatt’s alcohol problems and bad attitude she probably left him not long after Tubbo was born which lead to Schlatt being unable to take care of him and his addictions getting worse yadda yadda. AND NO HE WAS NOT ADOPTED BY PHIL.

- while we’re still on the topic of Puffy- they use to be a pirate captain, but settled down after a while then later adopted Foolish.  But Foolish was not the cause of her leave, but rather she needed a break for the dangerous pirate life which lead her to the SMP.  She stayed for a while but by the time she was finally ready her crew had already left her behind because she had taken too long.  She eventually forgot about her days as a pirate until many years later when she found the ship again.

- Tubbo and Ranboo have confirmed that their C!characters are indeed in a romantic relationship but I’m not ready to accept that Tubbo fell in love with the enderman he was suppose to steal money from. (He can do better smh ✋🙄)

- Ranboo teleports in his sleep which is the only way Tubbo is actually able to go to sleep because it means that there is no longer a monster nearby since they keep Micheal in a separate house (if I’m remembering lore correctly that is).

- purpled is an alien, what kind of alien we don’t know.

- Sally wasn’t an accountant that deals with letters and numbers, she was an “Accountant”.  She ran away with Wilbur to live happily with their child, but then cause Salmon don’t lie very long she died of natural causes.  Wilbur was thrown in a deep, deep, depression which somehow lead him down the path of making a drug van.

- If Velvet (antforst’s significant other) joined the SMP there are two things that may happen. 1.  He’d be able to undo whatever the egg did to Ant.  The whole true love conquers all trope but in a different way, it’s still true love but instead it’s giving Ant the motivation he needs to fight back against the egg and possibly helping save everyone else. 2.  He’d join the egg in order to be with Ant just as Bad did for Skeppy, history repeating itself almost.  Though I think it’d be 1 instead there is still this possibility, the Egg lures people in through empty promises of giving them their greatest desires, and Velvet’s greatest desire would most likely to be with Ant.  This lead to Velvet’s possession, yada yada, bam! More food for the fan artists.

- Dream is homeless but also not, like he has a house but it’s not his and he’s rarely there.  So someone on the SMP (idk who, probably Foolish) had built him a house as a gift in the earlier days of the SMP, but nobody knew of it other than person who built it.  But the person who built it still technically owns it making it their house and not Dreams, because of this Dream isn’t there often since he was too busy, then he went to Prison and it was basically abandoned.

my c!mcyt head cannons cause yeah

Shout out to the people who actually read this, thank you I’m new to this whole tumblr fandom thing so if my head cannons upset you I apologize.  I will be going against lore or what streams have confirmed as lore because I am too sexy for rules.  These aren’t in any kind of order also.

I will also be changing some parts of Minecraft itself for parts of the head cannons because I am god at the moment.

TWs: swearing, death was said like once or twice, worried about mum and dads relationship given that it’s a bird and his fridge wife who’s secretly the goddess of death, and Karlnapity ✨angst✨

- Eret is a flamingo hybrid.  That’s all I have to say for this one.

- Technoblade is a Piglin Brute, he fancy, he strong, he’s like 8″ in cannon, and he scares the shit out of me.  He is the brute.  However, he doesn’t like to admit it for a strange reason, he finds the system in which Piglin’s elect their brutes similar to a government system and idk he just doesn’t like being a brute.

- Wilbur and Tommy are Philza’s only kids.  I’m sorry but I can’t get behind the Wilbur and Techno twin thing, a death bird and a the goddess of death disguised as a fridge having two human children I can let slide.  A Piglin Brute however? Nah, it’s supposed to be a weird ass family but there is only so much I can take.  Instead Techno is more like the son Philza never had despite having two sons, Techno seeing Phil as a fatherly figure but not his actual father and vice versa.

- Tommy once got so pissed off at Revivbur that he just like, took his old guitar and threatened to beat him with it.

- ✨Angst✨ I see many people depicting Quackity wearing a necklace with Karl and Sapnap’s rings on it and I am down for a jewelry wearing Quackity don’t get me wrong, but I need to make angst.  Quackity had the necklace and wore it for a very very long time, but when he realized that Karl and Sapnap weren’t coming back he stopped wearing.  It’s tucked away in a box under his bed for when he’s finally ready to let go.

- Philza is a mega simp for Mumza which is why he built the forest.  Mumza had asked her husband to make her someplace she could stay so that the two of them could finally be together again, she wanted to be apart of her family’s lives even if being the goddess of death made it difficult.  So Philza being Philza he made her the forest, after she settled in she was sure to enchant it just to have the extra feel of “home”.

- Callahan kinda fine.

- This was a debate a while ago if Foolish wore a Greek toga thing or if he had “little totem shorts” (if you don’t read that in a snooty voice leave).  Because of the whole Demi-god thing I’d say he wears a toga, however, that doesn’t mean he can’t be comfortable.  When he’s in his more “human friendly form” (small foolish) he wears the little totem shorts and one of those Hawaiian dad shirts. (Fun fact, I own one of those.)

- Karl knows that these are his friends in the Tales of the SMP, he just forgets before can make some kind of reminder.

- Dream picks/bites his nails, I say while I pick at my own nails.  For real tho I just think it’s something he’d do.

- Sam is still a creeper, but instead of having the weird centaur thing he just has and extra pair of arms.  The arms save him from some of the hard work that comes with redstone.

- Punz is too busy counting his bounty money to care what is going on in the SMP, and yes I know he’s part of the eggpire however….solo Punz hits different, it’s the girl boss for me.

- Glatt, enemy to Schlatt, tried to do that thing where you bury a bunch of coins with you so you can get a better afterlife but it didn’t work.  Now he’s just stuck with all these golden coins in his pockets constantly clinking against one another.

- Niki knows how to sew and has made fun patches for Tommy when L’manberg was still a thing.

- Eret’s aesthetic is that one rich wine aunt with a pink color palette that visits you every 2nd Christmas just to shower you with gifts and make your parents insecure.  Also would only show up to Thanksgivings if something important happen (ex: someone dying or a new edition to spoil).